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Leader: Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.
Ross: Thats crap!! Sister Brown Bird. (to Elizabeth) Good going. (does the salute)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
Elizabeth: Oh, dont worry I have plenty of sun block, its SPF-30.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Elizabeth: No, go ahead.
Elizabeth: (yelling from outside) Hey, my favorite part is coming up!
Elizabeth: No, let's just leave the lights on.
Elizabeth: Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kinda freaked out.
Elizabeth: Oh my God!
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Elizabeth Hornswoggle: No.
Chandler: (reading it) Elizabeth Hornswoggle?
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Elizabeth: Ohh thats so sweet!
Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
Elizabeth: Who?
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Elizabeth: Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Elizabeth: For what its worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.
Elizabeth: Hi!
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: No, I have some turning 21 to do.
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Elizabeth: Shut the book!
Elizabeth: Wow!
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: Stop it! (She starts to get all worked up.)
Elizabeth: Im the student.
Elizabeth: Oh hi!
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Elizabeth: Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. Ill see you later?
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Ross: Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Ross: Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: Spring vacation.
Elizabeth: What?
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Doorknob?
Elizabeth: Is that supportive?
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: I will.
[Scene: The airport, Elizabeths flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.]
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
Phoebe: Oh my God, look! Thats Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: Oh good.
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: What?
[Scene: Elizabeths apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.]
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Guy: Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: Yeah! Ive been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy yknow, blow off some steam.
Ross: (continuing) I just found out that Elizabeths dad wants to meet me.
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Elizabeth: What a nice story!
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Rosss sister.
Elizabeth: Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, its really hot.
Elizabeth: Well, whatever works for ya
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
Elizabeth: I like Ross.
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]
Elizabeth: (quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Elizabeth: Sure!
Elizabeth: Yeah! Yep.
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Elizabeth: Uh, you guys?
Elizabeth: Umm
Elizabeth: Obviously.
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Elizabeth: Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
Elizabeth: (entering) Here I am!
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Elizabeth: Ohh, I wouldnt do it in there. Thats my dads bedroom.
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!