words in movies
Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.
Joey: Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?
Joey: Dude, are you okay?
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!
Joey: Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
Joey: Dude! (he opens his arms to receive the ball from Ross' hands)
Joey: Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?
Chandler: Dude, you're shaking!
Chandlers: Dude, none of this is cool.
Joey: (excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)
Joey: Dude!
Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no the.
Ross: Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.
Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.
Ross: Dude! You're not taking your Bible?
Ross: Dude, you're not tanned.
Ross: Dude, I wanted him to guess.
Joey: Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude.
Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni...
Ross: Dude. You're married to my sister.
Joey: That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)
Rachel: (whispering) "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Joey: Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler) Dude, I dont know. Thats a pretty small hole.
Joey: (panicking) Dude! He's right there!
Joey: Dude, two times that happened!
Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.
Ross: Dude, I was gonna ask her out.
Joey: Dude, dude! I think you're losing it.
Joey: Dude, you see right thru me!! (They hug) (Joey heads for the door and pushes Chandler's suitcase on the way out.)
Joey: Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.
Joey: Dude! Hernia operations cost like, a lot probably. Besides its getting darker and more painful, that means its healing.
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Joey: Whoa, dude, look out! You almost crushed my hat! (He picks a hat up from the floor. It's one of those magician stovepipe hats.)
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Chandler: Seriously dude, 3 years ago.
Ross: Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.
Joey: Noo!! Ive had the best day ever! Dude, check this out!
Ross: Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Ross: Nah ah! Nah ah! (stops him form doing so) No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't touch the paintings.
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Rachel: Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any wierder.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Joey: Oh yeah, dude, I totally understand. Usually after I have a baby with a woman I like to slow things down!
Joey: Dina, if youre having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! (Bobby gets happy.) Dude, thats not a compliment!
Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Chandler: Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.
JOEY: Woah, dude, burn.
Joey: Dude, I dont know.
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
Issac: Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. Were the same, you and me.
Joey: Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!!
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
Joey: (on phone) Hey dude, its me.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Ross: Dude!
Joey: (getting up) Dude, I'm telling ya! I'm fine! (He tries to take a step and falls flat on his face.)
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Joey: Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'
Joey: Dude, I am sorry about what I said!
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Joey: Dude, I screwed up, you dont have to turn me in!
Joey: Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!
Ross: Dude!
Chandler: Dude, don't do that too me!
Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)
Mr. Geller: Dude!
Joey: Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy (Points), and that guy (Points). And that oneDude! Theyre all huge!
Joey: Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played.
Joey: That kinda sounds like your dream dude.
Ross: Dude, what am I gonna
Ross: Dude, we got to talk.
Joey: Dude!
Joey: (panicking) Dude! He's right there!
Joey: No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!
Chandler: Dude! That's my girlfriend!
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
Joey: Dude you said, "No!"
Joey: Dude, you should've gone out once and a while.
Ross: Dude, you are sick.
Phoebe: Hey, dude!
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. Youve got to spread it out a little, you know. Havent you ever been unemployed?
Ross: Dude, what'd you have?
Joey: Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!
Joey: Hey! (To Chandler) Dude, some guy just called for you.
Joey: Oh, dude Im so sorry!
Ross: (worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.
Ross: (to Joey) Dude, we were good!
Joey: (scolding) Dude, theyre not objects.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.