words in movies
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no the.
Ross: Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.
Joey: Dude!
Joey: Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?
Joey: Dude, are you okay?
Ross: Dude! You're not taking your Bible?
Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.
Ross: Dude, you're not tanned.
Joey: Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude.
Ross: Dude, I wanted him to guess.
Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni...
Joey: That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)
Joey: Dude, two times that happened!
Ross: Dude, I was gonna ask her out.
Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.
Rachel: (whispering) "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Joey: Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler) Dude, I dont know. Thats a pretty small hole.
Joey: (panicking) Dude! He's right there!
Ross: Dude. You're married to my sister.
Joey: Dude, dude! I think you're losing it.
Joey: Dude! Hernia operations cost like, a lot probably. Besides its getting darker and more painful, that means its healing.
Joey: Dude, you see right thru me!! (They hug) (Joey heads for the door and pushes Chandler's suitcase on the way out.)
Joey: Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Joey: Whoa, dude, look out! You almost crushed my hat! (He picks a hat up from the floor. It's one of those magician stovepipe hats.)
Ross: Nah ah! Nah ah! (stops him form doing so) No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't touch the paintings.
Chandler: Seriously dude, 3 years ago.
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Ross: Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.
Ross: Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!
Joey: Noo!! Ive had the best day ever! Dude, check this out!
Rachel: Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any wierder.
Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Joey: Dude, I dont know.
Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Joey: Dina, if youre having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! (Bobby gets happy.) Dude, thats not a compliment!
Joey: Oh yeah, dude, I totally understand. Usually after I have a baby with a woman I like to slow things down!
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Chandler: Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.
JOEY: Woah, dude, burn.
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
Issac: Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. Were the same, you and me.
Joey: Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!!
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Joey: Dude, I screwed up, you dont have to turn me in!
Joey: (on phone) Hey dude, its me.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
Joey: Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
Joey: (getting up) Dude, I'm telling ya! I'm fine! (He tries to take a step and falls flat on his face.)
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Joey: Dude, I am sorry about what I said!
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Ross: Dude!
Joey: Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!
Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'
Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!
Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)
Chandler: Dude, don't do that too me!
Ross: Dude!
Mr. Geller: Dude!
Joey: No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!
Joey: Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played.
Ross: Dude, what am I gonna
Ross: Dude, we got to talk.
Joey: (panicking) Dude! He's right there!
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
Joey: Dude!
Joey: That kinda sounds like your dream dude.
Joey: Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy (Points), and that guy (Points). And that oneDude! Theyre all huge!
Chandler: Dude! That's my girlfriend!
Joey: Dude, you should've gone out once and a while.
Ross: (to Joey) Dude, we were good!
Ross: Dude, you are sick.
Ross: Dude, what'd you have?
Joey: Dude you said, "No!"
Phoebe: Hey, dude!
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. Youve got to spread it out a little, you know. Havent you ever been unemployed?
Joey: Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!
Joey: Oh, dude Im so sorry!
Ross: (worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Joey: (scolding) Dude, theyre not objects.
Joey: Hey! (To Chandler) Dude, some guy just called for you.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Joey: Dude!
Joey: Sup? Sup dude?
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: Dude that is so sad.