words in movies
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Joey: Dina, if youre having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! (Bobby gets happy.) Dude, thats not a compliment!
Joey: Dude, I dont know.
JOEY: Woah, dude, burn.
Issac: Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. Were the same, you and me.
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
Joey: Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!!
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Joey: (on phone) Hey dude, its me.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Joey: (getting up) Dude, I'm telling ya! I'm fine! (He tries to take a step and falls flat on his face.)
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Ross: Dude!
Joey: Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
Joey: Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Joey: Dude, I am sorry about what I said!
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!
Joey: Dude, I screwed up, you dont have to turn me in!
Mr. Geller: Dude!
Ross: Dude!
Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'
Chandler: Dude, don't do that too me!
Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)
Ross: Dude, we got to talk.
Joey: Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played.
Ross: Dude, what am I gonna
Joey: Dude!
Joey: (panicking) Dude! He's right there!
Joey: No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!
Joey: That kinda sounds like your dream dude.
Joey: Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy (Points), and that guy (Points). And that oneDude! Theyre all huge!
Chandler: Dude! That's my girlfriend!
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. Youve got to spread it out a little, you know. Havent you ever been unemployed?
Joey: Dude, you should've gone out once and a while.
Joey: Dude you said, "No!"
Phoebe: Hey, dude!
Ross: Dude, you are sick.
Joey: Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!
Ross: (to Joey) Dude, we were good!
Ross: Dude, what'd you have?
Joey: Oh, dude Im so sorry!
Joey: (scolding) Dude, theyre not objects.
Ross: (worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Joey: Hey! (To Chandler) Dude, some guy just called for you.
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Joey: Sup? Sup dude?
Joey: Dude!
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Chandler: Dude that is so sad.
Ross: Dude, you didnt say Die Hard. Is everything okay?
Ross: (quietly) Dude!
Chandler: Dude! Dude! (Motions that Joey should pull up his pants.)
Joey: (standing up) Yknow, theres two women dude.
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Joey: (sits down next to Ross) First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up!
Joey: Okay dude! (Finds a receit.) Hey you uh, you sent Kristen flowers.
Joey: Dude, you soooo need this car.
Joey: Ohh I wonder if that dude.
Ross: Dude! How-how did you write this?
Ross: Dude. (Hugs him.)
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
Monica: Theres a dude?
Joey: Dude, come on! French it u-up!
Joey: Hey dude, what's up?
Joey: Dude! What is going on?!
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Student: Ooh, dude. Thats not gonna happen.
Will: So you knocked her up but youre not gonna marry her. Dude! (Wants another high-five and Ross ignores him.) Anybody?
Ross: (To Chandler) Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Joey: Dude relax! It could happen to anyone.
Ross: Hey dude, you okay? Sorry about before.
Joey: Dude I just did something terrible.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Joey: Dude, step up! I proposed.
JOEY: Okay.� Great.� I'll see you when you get here.� I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out.
Ross: Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.
JOEY: Dude, come home!
Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Joey: Dude! (he opens his arms to receive the ball from Ross' hands)
Joey: Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no the.
Joey: Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?
Chandler: Dude, you're shaking!
Chandlers: Dude, none of this is cool.
Joey: (excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)
Ross: Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.
Joey: Dude!
Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni...