words in movies
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Chandler: Seriously dude, 3 years ago.
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Ross: Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!
Joey: Noo!! Ive had the best day ever! Dude, check this out!
Ross: Nah ah! Nah ah! (stops him form doing so) No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't touch the paintings.
Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.
Joey: Oh yeah, dude, I totally understand. Usually after I have a baby with a woman I like to slow things down!
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
Rachel: Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any wierder.
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
JOEY: Woah, dude, burn.
Joey: Dina, if youre having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! (Bobby gets happy.) Dude, thats not a compliment!
Chandler: Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Issac: Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. Were the same, you and me.
Joey: Dude, I dont know.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
Joey: (on phone) Hey dude, its me.
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Joey: Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!!
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
Ross: Dude!
Joey: (getting up) Dude, I'm telling ya! I'm fine! (He tries to take a step and falls flat on his face.)
Joey: Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
Joey: Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Joey: Dude, I am sorry about what I said!
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Ross: Dude, what am I gonna
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!
Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'
Ross: Dude!
Mr. Geller: Dude!
Joey: Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played.
Joey: Dude, I screwed up, you dont have to turn me in!
Chandler: Dude, don't do that too me!
Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)
Joey: Dude, you should've gone out once and a while.
Joey: Dude!
Joey: (panicking) Dude! He's right there!
Joey: That kinda sounds like your dream dude.
Chandler: Dude! That's my girlfriend!
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
Ross: Dude, we got to talk.
Joey: Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy (Points), and that guy (Points). And that oneDude! Theyre all huge!
Joey: No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!
Phoebe: Hey, dude!
Joey: Dude you said, "No!"
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. Youve got to spread it out a little, you know. Havent you ever been unemployed?
Ross: Dude, you are sick.
Joey: Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!
Joey: Dude!
Ross: (to Joey) Dude, we were good!
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Ross: Dude, what'd you have?
Joey: Oh, dude Im so sorry!
Ross: (worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.
Joey: (scolding) Dude, theyre not objects.
Joey: Hey! (To Chandler) Dude, some guy just called for you.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Joey: Sup? Sup dude?
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: Dude! Dude! (Motions that Joey should pull up his pants.)
Chandler: Dude that is so sad.
Ross: Dude, you didnt say Die Hard. Is everything okay?
Joey: Okay dude! (Finds a receit.) Hey you uh, you sent Kristen flowers.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Joey: (sits down next to Ross) First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up!
Joey: (standing up) Yknow, theres two women dude.
Joey: Ohh I wonder if that dude.
Joey: Dude, you soooo need this car.
Ross: Dude! How-how did you write this?
Ross: Dude. (Hugs him.)
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Ross: (quietly) Dude!
Monica: Theres a dude?
Joey: Dude! What is going on?!
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
Joey: Hey dude, what's up?
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Joey: Dude, come on! French it u-up!
Student: Ooh, dude. Thats not gonna happen.
Ross: (To Chandler) Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh
Will: So you knocked her up but youre not gonna marry her. Dude! (Wants another high-five and Ross ignores him.) Anybody?
Joey: Dude relax! It could happen to anyone.
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Joey: Dude I just did something terrible.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Ross: Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.
Joey: Dude, step up! I proposed.