words in movies
Joey: I called the sperm bank today, they haven't sold a single unit of Tribianni. Nobody wants my product. I mean, I-I-I don't get it (tries to drink the rest of the jam out of the jar and gets it all over his face, on his chin, nose, etc.) Maybe if they met me in person.
Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat.]
Ross: Well, if I'm still here in an hour, buy him a drink on me.
Ross: You got me a cola drink?
Chandler: I know, lets rest and drink lots of fluids. (Holds up a glass of orange juice.)
Joey: Can I offer you a drink?
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!
David: Do you wanna get a drink?
Ross: No. (they clink glasses and drink)
Monica: That's sweet. Drink your hair.
Rachel: (takes a sip from her drink, embarassed) No.
Mr. Geller: All right, enough! I dont want to hear about it anymore! (Under his breath) Good luck, Chandler. (Chandler takes another drink.)
Monica: Would you like something to drink?
Joey: Okay, listen, hey, Ross. Why don't you try to relax, okay? Maybe have a drink.
Rachel: Look, Charlie, I just want you to know. Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this.
Monica: Yeah. Go over to Joeys. Go over to Joeys and drink some beer and hammer up some drywall.
Chandler: Joey's not a friend. He's...a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?
Phoebe: You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?
[Scene: Chandler's job, Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand. One of his co-workers walks by.]
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
Monica: Come here, I'll make you a drink.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom.]
Phoebe: Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?
Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.)
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
Ross: Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. (Rachel glares at him.) But who cares?! Because it's all on me! (Rachel reaches into the fridge and pulls out two handfuls of those mini booze bottles.) (Watching her.) That is, one big drink!
Young Ross: (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)
(they all drink from the champagne, but clearly dislike the taste of it)
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesnt work.) Oh thats-thats actually how the French drink it.
Chandler: Look (hands him a drink) it was a lo-o-ong time ago.
Lauren: (laughing) Oh, youre so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?
Joey: (reading from the script) Well, you must be new here. Why don't we get a table and I'll buy you a drink.
Rachel: Well, does a good student drink seven beers during his first lesson?
(Joey leaves. Rachel gulps down what's left of her drink and grimaces.)
Rachel: Okay. Uh, want something-want something to drink?
CHANDLER:Well the package says you have to uh, constantly keep it moving. Stir and drink, stir and drink, never let it settle.
Ross: Yeah!!!! Yes, I made it! Im on time! (Grabs a bottle of water from a student, takes a drink, and splashes some on his face like the marathon runners do.) Okay, why dont we all uh, (Exhales loudly) open our books to page 23. Where (Exhales again) Where you will see a uh a bunch of uh red spots. Okay, (Closes his book.) umm, why dont, why dont you all start to read, while I(Passes out and collapses.)
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
Rachel: Phoebe, dont you think youve had enough to drink?
Phoebe: Come on! You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?
Joey: Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something...
Chandler: Well, no, actually she uh, asked me if I wanted to get a drink.
(They clink beer bottles, and drink.� Then, they stare uncomfortably at their bottles.)
Ross: Look, I dont feel like dancing, I feel like having a drink. Okay?
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
JOEY: Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink?
Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...
(Joey takes the plastic container to his mouth and starts to drink. Most of the milk gushes from the bottle down his chin and over his clothes to the floor. He keeps "drinking" and all of a sudden he lifts it up and half the bottle of milk pours out in an instant. He then continues to drink the rest. He then puts the empty container down on the counter.)
Chandler: Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal. (Starts to make up for lost time and takes a big swig of his drink.)
Phoebe: Oh, no! I- I can't drink this now!
Rachel: Okay. (Grabs the blender and starts to drink.)
Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that?
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Ross: Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I'm- Oh.
Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Im an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Id be out and shed, shed see some beautiful woman, and, and shed be Ross y'know look at her, and Id think, God, my wife is cool!
Joey: Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something?
Rachel: (finishing the last of her drink) I am soo not going to do good on my SATs tomorrow.
Janice: I will go for that drink.
Joey: You don't drink.
Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)
Cookie: No kiddin, thats the exact same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband.
(Monica picks up a glass to take a drink, everyone ducks as though she was about to throw it.)
Ross: Exactly, itll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
Chandler: Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood...
Rachel: Oh, I would love some. But y'know what? Y'know what? Let's not drink it here. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark?
Carol: Am I allowed to drink anything?
Mike's dad: (leans in towards Mike) I crushed a pill and put it in her drink... (to his wife) Come on, sweetheart.
ROSS: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.
FBOB: If... if you want to drink, it's OK with me, I've got to get used to it.
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
Monica: Yeah could-could-could you get me something to drink?
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
MR. GELLER: Who's drink can I freshen?
Richard: on the rocks with a twist? I remember. (Goes to make her drink.)
[they both try to drink while continuously stirring]
MR. GREENE: I think I need a drink.
MRS. GREENE: Oh, scotch neat. Ya know, that's Rachel's father's drink.
Rachel: Wait, Im not just gonna drink somebodys old coffee.
Joey: You could drink the fat.
Rachel: You were gonna drink the fat.
Rachel: I think you should drink the fat.
Monica: Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
Dennis Phillips: Oh, thank you. Well if youll excuse me, Im gonna go get myself a drink. Be back in a moment. (Walks away.)
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
Rachel: Just one drink?!
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink, cause Im heading up there.
Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.
Joey: Oh, its great! Its a great place to just kinda, sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips. (He says that as he sits, hangs around, drinks a beer, and eats a chip.)
Ross: Oh. (looks at his watch) Oh-oh. (takes a drink of coffee and resumes reading the letter)
Doug: Come on honey, let's go drink our body weight. (They walk off leaving Chandler and Monica alone.)
Joey: Well Ahh, (he sees Kate and the director kissing) yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great.
Monica: 'I drink tea.'
Monica: I think I need a drink.
(They go get a drink.)
Chandler: Dont worry about it. Im taking care of it tonight. (Chandler opens the fridge and grabs something to drink.)
Rachel: I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so... if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do.... (gives him her drink) I meanI'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry.