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[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Dr. Timothy Burke: Ready?
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.]
Dr. Green: Come on! Youre just titling! (to Ross) Her legs are fine!
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Dr. Harad: All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.
Dr. Harad: (entering) Okay!
(Dr. Harad exits.)
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Dr. Harad: Oh no-no-no. Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli. The Fonz.
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
Dr. Oberman: Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early
[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Dr. Harad: All right, he's coming. He's coming!
Dr. Harad: All right, you're getting there. Oh, and y'know, these babies are very, very lucky.
Joey: You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Dr. Harad: All right. Keep pushing! Come on!
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
Older Scientist: Dr. Geller, theres a seat over here. (Motions to an empty chair at the white table.)
Dr. Franzblau: All right, he's crowning. Here he comes.
Dr. Harad: Okay. You ready to push again?
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Dr. Leedbetter: Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines, apparently people now call you mental.
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what?
Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. May I have a word with you?
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) A sandwich?
Dr. Leedbetter: No.
Dr. Leedbetter: I-I'm sorry. I, I-I-I believe I ate that.
Joey: I know, but Im a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.
Dr. Leedbetter: We've been getting reports of some very angry behavior on your part.
(Dr. Harad drops what he's doing and stares at her.)
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Dr. Biely: Three for excavation and two for analysis.
Phoebe: (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Gellers personal physician, Dr. Philange.
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Dr. Ledbetter: I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet.
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
Dr. Miller: 1 2 3! (Rachel jerks back on 3.)
Dr. Harad: All right. Here's your first baby.
Dr. Miller: Ready?
Dr. Miller: Here we go.
Dr. Miller: That's okay.
Dr. Miller: Sit down.
Monica: Dr. Miller? (She covers her right eye and reads from the chart) P E C F D.
DR. REMORE: Amber, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother.
Dr. Miller: And I'll fit you for a glass eye.
Dr. Miller: Very good Monica! You know where they are.
[Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]
Chandler: So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?
Mr. Geller: What? Dr. Wilson's an artist! He removed my mole cluster. Wanna see? (He starts to show her as the doorbell rings.)
Ross: (He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are in the kitchen.]
The Professor: Dr. Geller, Kurt Rathman, Im a professor in the paleontology department here.
Rachel: Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the newsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment holding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out in the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the open door)
Dr. Mitchell: Willya relax? Look around. No pagan altars, no piles of bones in the corners, they're fine. (Baring his teeth to clean them with his finger) Go like this. (Dr. Rosen obeys.)
Dr. Long: (looks at her beeping pager) Oh, Ill be right back. And, uh, I know its really not my place, but please dont name your child Phoebo.
DR. REMORE: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Monica: (trying to be seductive) Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.
Dr. Harad: Fonzie met Mork. Mork froze Fonzie.
Joey: (to the fan) So, you saw me on Days Of Our Lives huh? Want me to, want me to do a little Dr. Drake Remoray for ya?
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Rachel: (stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?
Joey: So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?
Dr. Wesley: (with evil dripping off his tongue) Remoray!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Hope! Hope!
Monica: Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.
Dr. Drake Remoray: Youre not dying Hope, youre gonna live a long, healthy life. With me.
Dr. Roger: Ohh! Didnt know! Okay!
Dr. Roger: Im sorry sweetie, its the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?
Dr. Wesley: Good-bye and God speed, Hope Brady.
Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.
Dr. Miller: Almost! But first, we gotta start.
Dr. Roger: So oysters, huh?
Dr. Roger: What people?
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr. Roger.]
Joey: (there's a gunshot on TV) There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon. I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..." (Does the smell-the-fart look.)
Dr. Drake Remoray: Not so fast Wesley! (Rachel does a silent clap.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr. Drake Remoray.]
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Dr. Roger: They have parasites?
Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, "I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Dr. Ledbetter: I wonder if its time for you to rejoin our team at the museum?
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you dont have renters insurance?!
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
Nurse #2: Its not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remorays a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.
Dr. Franzblau: All right, ten centimeters, here we go.
Monica: Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
Dr. Harad: Okay, you're at ten centimeters. Time to start having some babies. All right, I want only the father in here please.
Joey: Well, I was Dr. Drake Remoray, Strykers twin brother. I mean, who looks more me than me right?
Dr. Miller: Okay then, I guess we'll see you back here in three months.
Dr. Rhodes: He's good with rear things, bring him in too.
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!