words in movies
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Ross: Oh-oh, youre-youre fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stocks musings on the Smiledon Californicus?
MONICA: So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think it's time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.
CHANDLER: Well, uh, Dr. Greene, where are you going?
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?
DR. BURKE: Drops. Here, they're free.
MONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
INTERCOM: Dr. Remore, report to first floor emergency, stat.
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: All right.
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Dr. Green: Why not?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Dr. Green: Oh.
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: Oh God!
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
(Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)
DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
Dr. Baldhara: Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
JOEY: Soooooo... you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramore, neurosurgeon, recurring in at least four episodes!
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]
Dr. Green: (he stares at Ross) Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.
Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
Dr. Rhodes: Well that's not a third nipple.
Dr. Mitchell: Okay, errrr, Monica?
Ross: Aw forget it, its from Pier One. (Theres an angry knock on the door.) Sorry. (Goes and opens the door to an irate Dr. Green.)
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Dr. Johnson: I'm with Hamilton!
Dr. Zane: It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.
Dr. Zane: Um-hmm, five actually.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Dr. Zane: Ready?
Dr. Zane: Okay, itll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.
Dr. Zane: No, Im sorry.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to Dr. Baldhara, a zookeeper.]
Dr. Green: Come on! Youre just titling! (to Ross) Her legs are fine!
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.]
Dr. Timothy Burke: Ready?
Tour Guide: You mean Dr. Geller?
Dr. Rosen: (Smiling even more and attempting to take over) And I'm his friend, Dr.Rosen.
DR HORTON: Hard day huh? First the medical award, this.
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)
DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Dr. Harad: Oh no-no-no. Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli. The Fonz.
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!
Dr. Harad: All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.
Dr. Harad: (entering) Okay!
(Dr. Harad exits.)
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
Dr. Oberman: Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early
[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Dr. Harad: All right, you're getting there. Oh, and y'know, these babies are very, very lucky.
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Dr. Harad: All right, he's coming. He's coming!
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Joey: You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Dr. Harad: All right. Keep pushing! Come on!
Dr. Franzblau: All right, he's crowning. Here he comes.
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
Dr. Harad: Okay. You ready to push again?
Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. May I have a word with you?
Dr. Leedbetter: Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines, apparently people now call you mental.