words in movies
Rachel: Yeah. Just to be sure I'm gonna call Dr. Wiener.
Rachel: I'm on the phone! (On the phone) Dr. Wiener? (Ross and Rachel walk away)
Rachel: Dr. Wiener.
Ross: Dr. Gettleman? Yeah I know, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think he's dead.
Monica: Why don't you go see Dr. Gettleman?
Receptionist: Dr. Gettleman is finishing up with a patient, he should be out shortly.
Dr. Gettleman: (To a patient) I think you just have a cold, it's definitely not Strep.
Dr. Gettleman: Would you like a lollypop?
Monica: Are you serious? You still see Dr. Gettleman?
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
MONICA: So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think it's time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.
CHANDLER: Well, uh, Dr. Greene, where are you going?
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?
DR. BURKE: Drops. Here, they're free.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
MONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
INTERCOM: Dr. Remore, report to first floor emergency, stat.
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: All right.
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Why not?
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Dr. Green: Oh.
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
(Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)
Dr. Green: Oh God!
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Dr. Baldhara: Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?
JOEY: Soooooo... you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramore, neurosurgeon, recurring in at least four episodes!
Dr. Green: (he stares at Ross) Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
Dr. Zane: It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.
Dr. Mitchell: Okay, errrr, Monica?
Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Dr. Johnson: I'm with Hamilton!
Ross: Aw forget it, its from Pier One. (Theres an angry knock on the door.) Sorry. (Goes and opens the door to an irate Dr. Green.)
Dr. Rhodes: Well that's not a third nipple.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to Dr. Baldhara, a zookeeper.]
Dr. Zane: Okay, itll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Dr. Zane: Um-hmm, five actually.
Dr. Zane: No, Im sorry.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]
Dr. Zane: Ready?
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Dr. Rosen: (Smiling even more and attempting to take over) And I'm his friend, Dr.Rosen.
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.]
DR HORTON: Hard day huh? First the medical award, this.
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
Tour Guide: You mean Dr. Geller?
Dr. Timothy Burke: Ready?
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)
DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Dr. Green: Come on! Youre just titling! (to Ross) Her legs are fine!
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!
Dr. Harad: Oh no-no-no. Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli. The Fonz.
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Dr. Harad: All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.
Dr. Harad: (entering) Okay!
(Dr. Harad exits.)
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
Dr. Oberman: Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early
[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Joey: You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
Dr. Harad: All right, he's coming. He's coming!
Dr. Harad: All right, you're getting there. Oh, and y'know, these babies are very, very lucky.
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Dr. Harad: All right. Keep pushing! Come on!
Dr. Franzblau: All right, he's crowning. Here he comes.
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. May I have a word with you?
Dr. Harad: Okay. You ready to push again?