words in movies
(Dr. Connelly glares at Chandler)
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
DR. BURKE: Only because my parents wanted me to be, I wanted to be a sherrif.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
DR. BURKE: No, no, there's no rush or anything.
Dr. Baldhara: Well, if he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns, you've got to give the little guy something. Otherwise it's just cruel.
Dr. Mitchell: ..you add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference.
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
JOEY: Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why don't you come with me, we'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed.
MONICA: So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think it's time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.
CHANDLER: Well, uh, Dr. Greene, where are you going?
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?
DR. BURKE: Drops. Here, they're free.
MONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
Dr. Green: All right.
INTERCOM: Dr. Remore, report to first floor emergency, stat.
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Why not?
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Dr. Green: Oh.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: Oh God!
(Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]
Dr. Baldhara: Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?
JOEY: Soooooo... you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramore, neurosurgeon, recurring in at least four episodes!
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Ross: Aw forget it, its from Pier One. (Theres an angry knock on the door.) Sorry. (Goes and opens the door to an irate Dr. Green.)
Dr. Green: (he stares at Ross) Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
Dr. Mitchell: Okay, errrr, Monica?
Dr. Rhodes: Well that's not a third nipple.
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.
Dr. Johnson: I'm with Hamilton!
Dr. Zane: Okay, itll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.
Dr. Zane: It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Dr. Zane: No, Im sorry.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Dr. Zane: Um-hmm, five actually.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]
Dr. Zane: Ready?
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to Dr. Baldhara, a zookeeper.]
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
Dr. Rosen: (Smiling even more and attempting to take over) And I'm his friend, Dr.Rosen.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.]
DR HORTON: Hard day huh? First the medical award, this.
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
Dr. Harad: All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.
Dr. Timothy Burke: Ready?
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Tour Guide: You mean Dr. Geller?
DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Dr. Harad: Oh no-no-no. Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli. The Fonz.
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)
Dr. Green: Come on! Youre just titling! (to Ross) Her legs are fine!
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Dr. Harad: (entering) Okay!
(Dr. Harad exits.)
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
Dr. Oberman: Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early
[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Joey: You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Dr. Harad: All right, he's coming. He's coming!
Dr. Harad: All right, you're getting there. Oh, and y'know, these babies are very, very lucky.