words in movies
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
MONICA: Dr. Burke, it, it's me.
DR. BURKE: Monica? My God you used to be so. . . I mean you, you, you, you must have lost like. . . You look great.
DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. [Phoebe just giggles when they shake] So, how ya been?
DR. BURKE: Oh, well obviously you know Barbara and I split up, otherwise you wouldn't have done the head tilt.
DR. BURKE: Yeah, since the divorce, when anybody asks me how I am, it's always with a sympathetic head tilt. [demonstrating] 'How ya doin'? You OK?'
DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.
DR. BURKE: [bobbing his head] I'll survive.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are in the kitchen.]
DR. BURKE: But they're so dull, they're all opthamologists.
DR. BURKE: Only because my parents wanted me to be, I wanted to be a sherrif.
DR. BURKE: See.
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
MONICA: Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grown up.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]
DR. BURKE: I'm going to look into your eyes now.
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
DR. BURKE: So, it's great to see ya.
DR. BURKE: You too.
DR. BURKE: Drops!
DR. BURKE: Drops. Here, they're free.
DR. BURKE: Oh, OK, yeah. I'll see ya later.
RACHEL: Ya know, Dr. Burke kissed me once.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]
DR. BURKE: Yep.
DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.
DR. BURKE: No no. Henry's almost two and he's talking and everyting. Here. You know, the other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. Now in all fairness his other grandpa's a drunk but still. . .
DR. BURKE: Yeah. Are we nuts here?
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
DR. BURKE: So.
DR. BURKE: Yeah, yeah, maybe.
DR. BURKE: Yeah, it sure does. [they hug and it turns into a passionate kiss]
DR. BURKE: No, no, there's no rush or anything.
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works at a library.
Dr. Franzblau: Ok, all right, well aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just like, 'if I see one more cup of coffee'...
MRS. GELLER: Well, you kids thank Dr. Burke for the ride?
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Dr. Long: Rachel youre gonna have to push even harder, nothings happening!
DR. REMORE: Some guys are just lucky I guess.
DR. HORTON: No, no, they only said you.
DR. REMORE: Yeah, whatever. Oh no.
DR. REMORE: Oh, ok. Alright.
Dr. Baldhara: Well, if he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns, you've got to give the little guy something. Otherwise it's just cruel.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?
JOEY: Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why don't you come with me, we'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed.
CHANDLER: Well, uh, Dr. Greene, where are you going?
Dr. Mitchell: ..you add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference.
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
MONICA: So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think it's time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.
MONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
INTERCOM: Dr. Remore, report to first floor emergency, stat.
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
(Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: All right.
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Why not?
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: Oh God!
Dr. Green: Oh.
DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
Dr. Baldhara: Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Dr. Green: (he stares at Ross) Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
JOEY: Soooooo... you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramore, neurosurgeon, recurring in at least four episodes!
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
Dr. Mitchell: Okay, errrr, Monica?
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Ross: Aw forget it, its from Pier One. (Theres an angry knock on the door.) Sorry. (Goes and opens the door to an irate Dr. Green.)
Dr. Rhodes: Well that's not a third nipple.
Dr. Johnson: I'm with Hamilton!
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Dr. Zane: Okay, itll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.
Dr. Zane: It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.
Dr. Zane: Um-hmm, five actually.
Dr. Zane: No, Im sorry.
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Dr. Zane: Ready?
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
DR HORTON: Hard day huh? First the medical award, this.
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to Dr. Baldhara, a zookeeper.]
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
Dr. Rosen: (Smiling even more and attempting to take over) And I'm his friend, Dr.Rosen.
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.]
Tour Guide: You mean Dr. Geller?
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
Dr. Timothy Burke: Ready?
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Dr. Green: Come on! Youre just titling! (to Ross) Her legs are fine!
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Dr. Harad: All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Dr. Harad: Oh no-no-no. Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli. The Fonz.
Dr. Harad: (entering) Okay!
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
(Dr. Harad exits.)
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
Dr. Oberman: Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early
[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Dr. Harad: All right, he's coming. He's coming!
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Dr. Harad: All right, you're getting there. Oh, and y'know, these babies are very, very lucky.