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Joey: Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.
(Mr. Douglas screws up his eyes, trying to credit what Bing has just said, but turning to follow Nina down the corridor, he realises Bing must be telling the truth, since he would not have any personal interest in the girl, would he?)
Mr. Douglas: Youre kidding? She seems so...
Mr. Douglas: Well, were gonna be layin off people in every department.
Mr. Douglas: Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire anyone?
[Scene: Chandler's Office. Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr. Douglas knocks and opens the door.]
JOEY: This company was not built on rough numbers. Am I right Mr. Douglas.
Mr. Douglas: Nina.
Nina: Mr.Douglas... (flirting defensively) ..cool tie.
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know whats goin on inside a persons head.
Mr. Douglas: Ohh, its been better. The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in.
MR. DOUGLAS: Uh, listen Bing, I received your memo. So, we're not gonna receive the systems report until next Friday?
MR. DOUGLAS: Have the final numbers on my desk by Tuesday.
MR. DOUGLAS: I have a family, I'm gonna be here.
MR. DOUGLAS: Rough numbers?
JOEY: Hey. Mr. Douglas is looking for you.
CHANDLER: Well, I'm sure you'll teach her a lesson when she steps off the dock onto nothing. Hey Mr. Douglas.
Mr. Douglas: Thats unbelievable.
CHANDLER: Why? Wh- wh- why is Mr. Douglas looking for me?
Mr. Douglas: (Shutting the door, then pointing vaguely at Ninas shapely departure) Shes still here.
(She escapes, fortunately so distracting Mr. Douglas, that he misses Chandlers expression of alarm & guilt.)
Joey: I guess you wouldnt believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?
Mr. Douglas: Its pretty ugly. We havent seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.