words in movies
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
Chandler: Here we go. Stand up straight. (smiling) Big smile. (opens the door and both are smiling exaggeratedly)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
Laura: Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. So, are either one of you planning on staying at home with your child... (someone knocks on the door)
Joey: (form the other side of the door) Hellooo? Anybody in there order a celebrity? (He starts to enter the apartment and Chandler runs to the door and shuts it back in his face) OW!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side.]
Chandler: Oh, just like I said. That crazy... Bert... roaming the halls. (Joey bangs on the door again)
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
Joey: (acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door.]
(Ross, inside the door, releases a sign of relief.� Back in the hall, Mike's cell phone rings.)
(door knock, Monica enters)
(knock on door, Ross opens, it's a woman)
Rachel: Noooo... look, all I know is that I cannot wait a week until I see him. I mean, this is just too big. Y'know, I just, I've just gotta talk to him. I... I gotta... OK, I'll see you later. (opens door)
(He looks at his bedroom door, but he can't remember the name of the girl.)
(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)
(Joey has made a little home movie that's his big scene. He braces himself against the door to his apartment and while holding a plastic gun and wearing the same sweater says )
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
[Scene:Ross's apartment. Phoebe is at the door.]
Monica: I swear I didnt. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
(Someone knocks on the door)
Monica: So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.
Monica: Who's that? (goes to open door)
(someone knocks on the door)
(Chandler and Monica go open the door)
Ross: I don't remember him, but then again I touched so many lives. (they press their ears against the door)
Chandler: Ok! (shuts the door behind Tom)
(Chandlers opens the door. A beautiful woman stands at the doorway.)
(someone knocks on the door) Oh, great. More party boys for Chandler!
Monica: Heyyy!! You got the door open!! (Giggles.)
Joey: Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that hes not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying mmm and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
Ross: Ok, ok! I'm gonna go hide! Oh, this is so exciting, my first mourner! (he hides in the bedroom and closes the door)
[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating hes coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Joey: (scores) Yes! I win again! Ha-ha! Thats like 500 bucks you owe me! Whoo-ho-hoo! (Goes over to the fridge and starts opening and closing the door rapidly.) $500 that is a loooot of electricity! (By the way, theres nothing in the fridge.) Whoo-ho-ho! (Notices the sparseness of the fridge.) I gotta buy some food.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right (and he bends his arm to the left. Ross then bends Joey's arm to the right and Joey nods)
[Scene: At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open.]
(He walks over, but just before he knocks on the door, he hears some moans and looks shocked.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.)
Joey: You like me? (shuts the door)
Ross: Oh, (door is locked) holy molly are we in a pickle now.
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
(Someone knocks on the door)
(they start to get ready, but then Phoebe enters through the door from Ross's room)
Rachel: Yeah... (still looking to see where Joey went, and opens the door)
Phoebe: That's the door. He's gone...
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
Ross: Thanks! (walks out of the room and starts hugging the wall) Thank you! (closes the door)
(They leave and Rachel locks the door.)
Phoebe: I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)
(Joey now enters the room through the door, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are following him.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's room. Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters...]
[Flashback to Joey interrupting a bath Monica and Chandler are sharing in The One With All The Kissing. Monica dives underwater as Joey opens the door.]
Rachel: (Joey walks to the door) Although...
Phoebe: Yeah. Youre just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. Youre like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism.
(there's knocking on the door which Phoebe opens)
Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?
Phoebe: Okay. (Monica closes the door, gets the guitar, and then hands it out.)
(They shake hands, he walks out and shuts the door, then seems to change his mind, moves to open the door, than changes his mind again and leans over the door. Just then, Rachel opens the door)
Ross: (Yells) Damnit! (Goes to the door to leave. Rachel just enters, sees him and starts laughing)
(someone knocks on the door. Rachel goes to open it)
(They both walk to the door and enter the hallway.)
(Ross walks to the door and opens it.)
(Ross closes the door)
Joey: Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?
Joey: Ok! (Opens the door for them)
(They run to the bedroom and close the door carefully just as Joey enters.)
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
(Joey and Phoebe leave for the door)
Ross: (he opens the door) Hi Amy!
(Monica turns to see the closed door.)
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
Phoebe: Okay (walks out and closes the door behind her, looks up and whispers) If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.
(they start kissing but someone knocks at the door)
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Chandler: (following him) I'm telling you, I watched the tape. (Reaches Joey's room and Joey slams the door in his face)
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, shes pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in.]
Monica: Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
(Now Joey also wants to listen, and wants to press his ears against the door, which has a big mirror on it, he hesitates seeing himself in the mirror, but still puts his ear against it. We move again to Rachel's room.)
All: Alright, okay. (Phoebe reaches for the door, and tries to open it but it's locked)
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
Chandler: Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)
Joey: Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)
(She closes his door again, and turns around. Then she starts screaming, terrified. There is Glynnis... And Monica holding her up, laughing.)
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
(Rachel finally manages to open the door, but the door chain is on.)
Chandler: Please let me stay on this side of the door.
Monica: (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?
ROSS: All righty roo. [closes the door] What a great moment to say that for the first time. [goes to get the cigarettes and glasses]
Rachel: You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)
(Rachel enters from the main door)
(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)
(Monica and Chandler do not look amused by Joeys head in the door)
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
(The door opens and Joey and Chandler ride in on the big, fake dog in triumph)
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
Monica: Do you hear something? (Chandlers stands up and goes to the door to look out from the peephole)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Chandler enters the door.]
(Monica closes the door and slowly walks into Rachel’s old and now empty room.)
Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. (she enters her room and closes the door.)