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(Someone knocks the door, Joey goes to open it and Ross is on the other side)
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
(Someone knocks on the door)
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
Joey: You like me? (shuts the door)
(They shake hands, he walks out and shuts the door, then seems to change his mind, moves to open the door, than changes his mind again and leans over the door. Just then, Rachel opens the door)
(Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. He knocks on her door and she opens)
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
(Joey opens door, throws keys on kitchen table, table falls over)
Chandler: Bye. (Finally closes the door on her.) (After its closed) I cant stand the woman! (Phoebe is shocked, Joey is relieved.)
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
Chandler: Fine. (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the next morning. Joey is getting the door in his dressing gownit's Ross.]
(Door buzzer goes)
(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, morning. Someone knocks on the door and Monica gets it.]
(Rachel goes up to the door of their bathroom)
Rachel: (to them) Just a minute!!! (She takes the candy and opens the door to two parents, a witch, a clown, and a cowgirl.) Look at you guys! Wow! You are a very scary witch. (Gives her candy.)
(Joey goes back into the apartment, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knocks it down off its hinges.)
Rachel: (noticing a bunch of pictures around the door that werent there originally.) What-what are-what are these?
(They notice that a woman is sitting by their door)
Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)
[Scene: Joeys Apartment, theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, 3:02 A.M., Chandler is up. There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.]
Joey: Uh-oh. I hade a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go (looking scared) ohhhh!
Rachel: Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. (she walks away towards the door)
[Scene: Richard's apartment. There's a knock on the door.The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey.]
Rachel: (We see a flashback as Rachel describes what happened.) All right, we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me Y'know maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally miss read him and I uhhh (The flashback shows that she kissed him on the cheek.)
Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine.
ROSS: (putting his arm up with his hand on the door frame.)� Why?� (He starts to lower his arm.)
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
[Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through the door as Ross walks up.]
Monica: (Closing the door) Goodbye Mr.Heckles.
(Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back.)
Joey: (answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Joey: Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door.]
(The door bursts open, and Joey and Phoebe rush in.)
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
Rachel: Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door
(Knock on door.)
(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)
Dr. Rhodes: Wait a minute, hold it. (He goes to the door and opens it.) Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?
Rachel: (Tearfully) Ross, I'm doing everything that I can, I've got everybody looking for him, and I- (Door buzzer goes and she runs to get it) Oh! Who is it?
(A knock on the door. Rachel swiftly opens it)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.]
(Mr. Heckles opens the door)
(The women quickly shut the door)
Ross: We have got to start locking that door!
(Monica opens the door.)
Woman No. 1: Just a sec. (To Chandler and Joey) Hope you find your monkey. (She starts to shut the door)
(Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.)
(The door opens allowing the horde to charge in, knocking Rachel out of the way and to the ground.)
Rachel: Oh good. (She walks to the closed bathroom door, opens it, and finds a naked woman wrapped in a towel.) Ahhh! My God, sorry! (She closes the door and confronts Joey.)
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success.]
(A janitor opens the closet door from the outside.)
(Everyone heads for the door.)
Chandler: Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!
(Door buzzer goes off. Rachel answers it.)
(There's a knock on the door which is answered by Phoebe.)
(They come to a door and silently agree to try it. A very sweaty woman emerges)
Monica: (rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!
Phoebe: Most likely. (raises and goes toward the door) Okay, I'm gonna be out there.
[Scene: A Tap Class, the girls are standing at the door.]
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
[She goes into her apartment and slams the door.]
[Rachel closes the drapes over the window, goes into her bedroom and closes the door.]
[Rachel opens the door.]
[Ross runs to Rachel's bedroom, knocking on the door.]
[There's a bang at the door.]
(Another sweaty woman comes to the door and speaks to her friend)
RACHEL: [answering the door] Mr. Treeger.
(Gary closes the door behind him.)
[Three slow knocks on the door.]
JOEY: It's just that, I, I'm gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot. [Chadler pushes him out the door by the face.]
[All look towards door Fun Bobby left through.]
(There's a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.)
[She closes the door in his face. Ross walks sullenly back to the couch and sits down. A moment of silence ensues.]
Chandler: (still helium voice) Right behind you, big guy! (they both head for the door)
[They run out and knock on Monica and Rachel's door]
[knock at the door]
Chandler: (after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!
EDDIE: Ohhhh. Relax, take it easy buddy. Tell me twice, you want me to go? Alright, alright, guess I'll be back for my stuff. [walks out the door and after a pause comes back in] But if you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane Jack!
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
[knock at the door]
KID: [shouting out the door] She's here.
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is there. There's a knock at the door. He answers it to see a young woman holding a fishtank.]
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment, Joey is trying to turn the sofabed back into a sofa. Someone knocks on the door and it rears up at him.]
CHANDLER: Well, I'm, I'm sorry...[Eddie forces his head in the door] Ahhh. Have we met?
CHANDLER: Alrighty. [we see Chandler's pants drop from under the stall door]
[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
Ross: (on phone) Item J437-A, color: winterberry. (Theres a knock on the door as he hangs up the phone. He answers it to Mona.) Hi umm, listen come here, come in. (She does so.) Im so-so sorry about yesterday. I-Im really sorry. Its just that I (He picks up the pink shirt.)
[knock at the door]
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
[Joey opens the door]
(She throws the paper at him, misses and hits Monicas door, they all jump back at the sound.)
[Joey walks to the door. He stops, turns around.]
ROSS: You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.