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[Scene: The Hallway, Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joeys door.]
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]
Ross: (on phone) Item J437-A, color: winterberry. (Theres a knock on the door as he hangs up the phone. He answers it to Mona.) Hi umm, listen come here, come in. (She does so.) Im so-so sorry about yesterday. I-Im really sorry. Its just that I (He picks up the pink shirt.)
(They exit and close the door.)
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
(Theres a knock on the door. The gang is stunned and Phoebe counts to make sure that everyone is there. Out of curiosity Chandler goes and answers the door.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
(Rachel opens the trash chute, winces at the smell, and throws the garbage bag in. She then tries to throw the pizza box in, but since its so big she jams it into the opening and it prevents the door from closing. She then turns around too see Mr. Treeger watching her.)
Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself using my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!
(The door opens. Rachel is standing there. Her coat is muddy and torn, her hair is dishevelled and her face is bruised. Everyone turns to look)
(She goes to close the door, but Chandler puts his foot it in.)
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
[Scene: Joey and Janines, Chandler knocks on the front door. Joey answers the door.]
(Chandler pushes him through the door and Monica closes it behind them.)
Ross: Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)
(She goes out into the hall and when shes there and the door is closed; she rips off her robe to reveal her work clothes.)
[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebes room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]
Chandler: (sticking his head in the door) Okay to come in?
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Joey: Ohh, I love birds. (Monica leaves. Chandler shuts the door.)
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream )
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Chandler: (coming out from behind the door) I KNEW IT!!!!
Phoebe: Oh! Here it is! (Noticing it next to the door.) Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, "Son of a bitch?" (Son of a bitch is written across the entire picture.)
(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)
Rachel: Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Joey: Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!
[Joey opens the door and picks up the remnants of the newspaper.
Monica: I am!! (Enter her room and closes the door behind her.)
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler gets up to answer it. He opens the door to reveal Monica with a turkey over her head.)
Joey: Good, good yeah, (Grabs the bags) maybe while were there, they can check your reflexes. (Joey opens the door and it hits Ross in the face with it.) (Makes quote marks.) "Oops."
[Scene: Ross's apartment.Someone's knocking on the door. Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma.]
[Scene: A hallway in an apartment building. Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens.]
Joey: (form the other side of the door) Hellooo? Anybody in there order a celebrity? (He starts to enter the apartment and Chandler runs to the door and shuts it back in his face) OW!
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne.)
[Scene: Elizabeths Dorm Room, Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it. Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room.]
Joey: (acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him)
Monica: (starts for the door) Well theres some people who do want to marry me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same night. There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it.]
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
(There is a knock on the door.)
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
Joey: Wow thanks! (He goes into his bedroom and closes the door.)
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Monica: (outside the door) Its Monica, open up!
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
Ross: (at the door) And uh, Rachel.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandlers door.]
Joey: All right, Im gonna go! (Gets up and heads for the door.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
[Scene: The Bings�. Monica in bathrobe, merely covered. Someone�s knocking at the door.]
(Ross leaps out of his chair and runs out the door, with Chandler in hot pursuit.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a handsome man enters.)
Monica: Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt.]
Ross: (opens the door and to Whitney) Hi! Im sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night.
Whitney: (outside the door) Uh, your door isnt sound proof.
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Joeys Date: Sorry about that, but I couldnt get that lock to work on the door.
(Ross opens the door to reveal Whitney standing there.)
Chandler: I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!
(Joey closes the door behind her.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Janice enters.)
[Joey stands up again. Rachel enters the door]
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Monica: (walks to Phoebe's door) Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!
Chandler: Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) Im gonna get the ring! Im gonna get the ring! (Does so) Im gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) Im just going to propose!
Chandler: Well, either that or uh (Motions towards Joeys door.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
(Monica opens the door.)
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
[Scene: Ross's Building, Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment. So he's walking up the hallway counting doors. He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it. Ross opens the door, it's his apartment.]
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
[Cut to Phoebes room, Phoebe has put her helmet on one of her teddy bears and is playing around with it. Ross knocks and pokes his head in the door.]
(They start towards the door but are stopped when Mr. Zelner enters.)
[The door opens and Chandler comes in. Rachel covers the door with a blanket]
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
Monica: Im fine now, but it was really scary there for a while. I mean, someone slipped a-a threatening note under the door.
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Rachel: (Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Rosss door.]
The Second Guest: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
[Scene: The Roof, Ross and Joey are banging on the door.]
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?