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(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream )
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (He goes to the closet, moves the clothes out of the way, and notices an empty hanger. He takes the empty hanger and bends it all out of shape. Then he holds it out as if hes giving it to her.) Yes honey, I made it myself. (He throws it down and goes to her chest, grabs something, goes to the bed table, and takes out a pair of scissors. He turns around and holds the scissors to the crotch of the panties he just removed.) I cant do it. I cant do it. (He throws them both down and continues looking. He opens another closet door and finds a tape.) Oh! Oh! A mixed tape! A mixed tape!! (He runs out into the living room.)
(As they approach the kitchen, the door opens and in walks in a Joey look-a-like.)
Monica: I am!! (Enter her room and closes the door behind her.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it.]
(There is a knock on Rachel and Phoebes door.)
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times. Joey answers it.]
Monica: OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says. (opens door) Hi!
(They kiss but are interrupted by a knock on the door.)
[Scene: Prof. Sherman's office. Sherman is still asleep on his chair, blocking the door.]
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
Phoebe: Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you (Points at all of them) with me. (They all look at her.) Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years minimum. Good luck Chandler. (She opens the door to the cop from before.) Okay, you can arrest me. Fine. But you'll never make it stick and you know it!
Monica: I'll get it! (She runs in, and she's her old fat self like The One With The Prom Video. Not only that, she's out of breath after running a short distance. She goes over and opens the door to reveal Rachel with her old nose.) Happy Thanksgiving!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
[Scene: A hallway, Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door.]
Ross: Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.
(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)
Phoebe: (A woman with large breasts walks in the door) Ohh knockers will help us figure it out. (She walks by and he checks her out.)
Ross: Em-Emily? (Looking around for her.) Em-Emily? (He runs to the door.) Emily! (He opens the door to reveal the Walthams standing outside.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
(Joey turns to leave but stops at the door.)
Phoebe: All right. Well, don't worry, I call shotgun! (She starts out the door.)
Dave: Yeah, me too. (They reach her door.) So, I guess this is it.
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
Monica: Rachel locked the door.
Joey: I'll kick that door in if you give me a little sugar.
(There's a loud bang on the door.)
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Monica: No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! (She ushers Rachel out the door, but before the door fully closes she sticks her head back in.) Chandler!!!! (Chandler agrees to clean up the mess.)
(He goes over and opens the door to reveal Monica holding a plate of cookies and a fan to blow the smell across the hall.)
Rachel: (Running back out the door with her passport.) Bye, Pheebs.
Monica: (Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm (Rachel opens the door.) It's just Joey and Ross.
Rachel: But yknow what, if you think its gonna be okay well just work out a system. Yknow, itll be like college, Ill hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, Im gettin lucky." (Laughs.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
Joey: Why dont you tell me something I dont know! (He storms out, and once Treeger closes the door behind him, Joey makes an Oops! have.)
(Ross leaves, and after the door closes, Joey gives him the loser sign.)
(He carries her over to the door and opens it.)
(He starts to carry her into the hallway but hits her head on the door.)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler is trying to listen through the door.]
Kathy: (outside the door) No. (Chandler opens the door and they kiss again.)
(Chandler opens the bathroom door to reveal Joey passed out on the toilet with a toothbrush in his mouth.)
(He closes the door before Rachel can say anything.)
(He closes the door. Rachel's not happy with that and knocks again. He opens the door.)
Joey: (running and banging on Chandlers door) The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!
(She heads for the kitchen door and just after she goes through the door )
(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
Chandler: What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?
(Larry goes to leave but heads the wrong way and makes a quick sidestep to go out the right door.)
Rachel: Okay. (Closes the door.) Walked right into that one didn't he?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is opening the door.]
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
(She opens the door and Rachel hides behind it.)
(He leaves and she closes the door.)
Ross: (entering the bedroom) Hi. (closes the door)
Joey: (sticking his head out the door) What are you guys woofing about?
Joey: (mocks him, in a whiney voice) look both ways before you cross the street. (Turns and walks headlong into the closed door.)
Danny's Sister: (opening the door) Oh, I thought I heard you.
(They wait for Joey to go into his room and close the door and then start making out again.)
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
Joey: Uh yeah, right here. (He punches his fist through the wall next to the door.)
(Rachel decides not to give up that easily and follows him to his apartment and bangs on the door, which he opens.)
Joey: (opening bedroom door) Hey, that coupon expires, you know.
Chandler: Fine! (goes into his room and slams the door, then he slams the bottom half of the door.)
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk.]
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)
(There's a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)
(He closes the door again. Once again, Rachel knocks (harder this time) and he answers it.)
Ursula: Oh great! (Opens the door.) (Disappointed) Oh, you. Umm, what's up?
[Scene: Danny's apartment, there's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
(Ross opens the door and steps into the living room. He has fully removed his pants and holds them wrapped into a ball in front of his crotch. His legs are covered in the powder and lotion paste. He looks terrible.)
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
[door buzzer goes off]
(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)
Joey: (opening the door to The Potential Roommate) Hi!
Phoebe: I was going too. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?
Rachel: We took our apartment back!! (Slams the door shut.)
[Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. He's ugly. He's naked. And he's holding a huge jumbo soda.]
Monica: This bottle opener. (She grabs it off of the freezer door.)
Katie: You'd better do something, or I'm gonna walk out that door right now! Well? Are you gonna?
Joey: (whining and heading toward the door) Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I...
Joey: Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, butbye-bye! (He ushers her out the door.)
(Rachel pushes on the couch and pushes Ross out the door.)
Phoebe: Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups. (She goes and opens the door to Joey.) Oh, hi Joey!
Ross: Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben but I-I will figure something out. (He opens the door and stops.) Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?
Kim: (at the door) Rachel? Do you smoke?
(They all throw their pieces back as there is a knock on the door.)
Ross: Sure. (He opens the door to Joey. Needless to say, Joey's stunned.) Joey
[Scene: Ross's building, Joey is knocking on a door again. It's again answered by Ross.]
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Ross: Fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yoghurt, or something.. (opens the door)
(There's a knock on the door.)
(Ross closes the door slowly.)
Ross: I'll get it! I will get that! (Runs over and opens the door.)
Rachel: It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay! (Goes to the door.)
Phoebe: Oh wait, I change my mind! (She slams the door on them.) Okay, let's talk about the party! I have so many ideas! (Holds up a cocktail napkin.)
Ross: (running to the door) Oh, mine! Mine! Mine! (to everyone) Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting.
(Phoebe knocks on the door with the wine and Chandler answers it. Rachel hides next to the door.)