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(He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophy from a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens the door.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office. Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr. Douglas knocks and opens the door.]
(There is a loud knocking at the door through which Joey has just entered.)
(She rises, dragging Chandler along by the wool. Rachel has to leap over a chair to follow them. Monica opens the door to find Mr. Heckles standing there.)
Monica: (Closing the door) Goodbye Mr.Heckles.
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
Mr. Douglas: (Shutting the door, then pointing vaguely at Ninas shapely departure) Shes still here.
(Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door.]
(Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her identical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joeys shirts.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door.]
(Ross, inside the door, releases a sign of relief.� Back in the hall, Mike's cell phone rings.)
(door knock, Monica enters)
(knock on door, Ross opens, it's a woman)
Rachel: Noooo... look, all I know is that I cannot wait a week until I see him. I mean, this is just too big. Y'know, I just, I've just gotta talk to him. I... I gotta... OK, I'll see you later. (opens door)
(He looks at his bedroom door, but he can't remember the name of the girl.)
(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)
(Joey has made a little home movie that's his big scene. He braces himself against the door to his apartment and while holding a plastic gun and wearing the same sweater says )
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
[Scene:Ross's apartment. Phoebe is at the door.]
Monica: I swear I didnt. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
(Someone knocks on the door)
Monica: So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.
Monica: Who's that? (goes to open door)
(someone knocks on the door)
(Chandler and Monica go open the door)
Ross: I don't remember him, but then again I touched so many lives. (they press their ears against the door)
Chandler: Ok! (shuts the door behind Tom)
(Chandlers opens the door. A beautiful woman stands at the doorway.)
(someone knocks on the door) Oh, great. More party boys for Chandler!
Monica: Heyyy!! You got the door open!! (Giggles.)
Joey: Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that hes not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying mmm and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
Ross: Ok, ok! I'm gonna go hide! Oh, this is so exciting, my first mourner! (he hides in the bedroom and closes the door)
[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating hes coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Joey: (scores) Yes! I win again! Ha-ha! Thats like 500 bucks you owe me! Whoo-ho-hoo! (Goes over to the fridge and starts opening and closing the door rapidly.) $500 that is a loooot of electricity! (By the way, theres nothing in the fridge.) Whoo-ho-ho! (Notices the sparseness of the fridge.) I gotta buy some food.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right (and he bends his arm to the left. Ross then bends Joey's arm to the right and Joey nods)
[Scene: At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.)
Joey: You like me? (shuts the door)
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open.]
(He walks over, but just before he knocks on the door, he hears some moans and looks shocked.)
(Someone knocks on the door)
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
Phoebe: That's the door. He's gone...
Ross: Oh, (door is locked) holy molly are we in a pickle now.
(they start to get ready, but then Phoebe enters through the door from Ross's room)
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
Phoebe: Yeah. Youre just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. Youre like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism.
Ross: Thanks! (walks out of the room and starts hugging the wall) Thank you! (closes the door)
(Joey now enters the room through the door, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are following him.)
Rachel: (Joey walks to the door) Although...
Rachel: Yeah... (still looking to see where Joey went, and opens the door)
(They leave and Rachel locks the door.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's room. Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters...]
[Flashback to Joey interrupting a bath Monica and Chandler are sharing in The One With All The Kissing. Monica dives underwater as Joey opens the door.]
(there's knocking on the door which Phoebe opens)
Phoebe: Okay. (Monica closes the door, gets the guitar, and then hands it out.)
Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?
(They shake hands, he walks out and shuts the door, then seems to change his mind, moves to open the door, than changes his mind again and leans over the door. Just then, Rachel opens the door)
(Ross walks to the door and opens it.)
Phoebe: I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)
(They both walk to the door and enter the hallway.)
Ross: (Yells) Damnit! (Goes to the door to leave. Rachel just enters, sees him and starts laughing)
(someone knocks on the door. Rachel goes to open it)
(Ross closes the door)
Joey: Ok! (Opens the door for them)
Joey: Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?
(They run to the bedroom and close the door carefully just as Joey enters.)
Ross: (he opens the door) Hi Amy!
(Monica turns to see the closed door.)
(Joey and Phoebe leave for the door)
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
Phoebe: Okay (walks out and closes the door behind her, looks up and whispers) If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.
(they start kissing but someone knocks at the door)
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Chandler: (following him) I'm telling you, I watched the tape. (Reaches Joey's room and Joey slams the door in his face)
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
Monica: Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, shes pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in.]
(Now Joey also wants to listen, and wants to press his ears against the door, which has a big mirror on it, he hesitates seeing himself in the mirror, but still puts his ear against it. We move again to Rachel's room.)
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
Laura: Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. So, are either one of you planning on staying at home with your child... (someone knocks on the door)
All: Alright, okay. (Phoebe reaches for the door, and tries to open it but it's locked)
Joey: Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)
(She closes his door again, and turns around. Then she starts screaming, terrified. There is Glynnis... And Monica holding her up, laughing.)
Chandler: Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
ROSS: All righty roo. [closes the door] What a great moment to say that for the first time. [goes to get the cigarettes and glasses]
(Rachel finally manages to open the door, but the door chain is on.)
Chandler: Please let me stay on this side of the door.
(Rachel enters from the main door)
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
Rachel: You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)
Monica: Do you hear something? (Chandlers stands up and goes to the door to look out from the peephole)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Chandler enters the door.]
(Monica and Chandler do not look amused by Joeys head in the door)
(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)