words in movies
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
Ross: Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett... (Ross starts snoring, faking to fall asleep)
Ross: What? How come that you don't have to go!
Monica: No, I don't think it ever works. Why?
Rachel: I don't know, what were the names I just said?
Charlie: (to Gunther) Excuse me, I'm looking for someone. You don't, by any chance, know a Ross Geller?
Ross: I don't think so.
Ross: Oh, well he's obviously late and the rule in my class is "if you can't come on time, then don't come at all". (pause) An option that many of my students use. (pause) Shall we?
Charlie: You don't think we should wait for him?
Joey: Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.
Monica: And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a (aloud) HOTTY!! (Charlie looks at her) HI!
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!
Rachel: Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!
Bitter lady: (yelling) Why don't you like me?! Chapter One: My first period.
Ross: (very interested) Oh! like what?! (Charlie looks at him confused, but smiling) Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch "Access Hollywood".
Ross: (a little suprised) Two? Wha...? Don't tell me you dated Benjamin Hobart
Chandler: I... I don't know... you seem lovely.
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Joey: (browsing the tissues) Let me see if I approve any of these clowns. This guy wears a rug (discards one). This guy's Canadian (discards another). And this guy is in a cult, ok, and it costs you 5,000$ to get to level three and I don't feel any different.
Monica: What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?
Rachel: I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!
Bitter woman: Why don't you like me! Chapter one: my first period.
Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!
Monica: Only if I don't have to get up and sing.
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Phoebe: OK fine! Please come and support Mike. You don't have to sing.
Ross: Don't you have to be at work?
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
Molly: Don't panic!
Gavin: Right. Right. Ross. So what's the deal with you guys? I don't want to get in the middle of anything
Her friend: I don't know sweetie.
Chandler: I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Phoebe: I don't know. They're so perfect for each other; it's crazy.
Chandler: I don't do that.
Monica: Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the sixth, so don't touch yourself in the next 48 hours.
Ross: Nah, I don't know if I should. I don't wanna be drunk when I go home alone.
Chandler: I - I don't think I can.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Rachel: I don't care! This guy is a nightmare!
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
Rachel: Don't touch my coat!
Ross: I don't know. I mean I have plenty of opportunity. Just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.And then the other day on the subway a woman "accidentally" sat on my hand.
Chandler: Allright, fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. Because you know as well as I do that once Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he's going to have sex with it.
Ross: Wait a minute; you don't think it was intentional? I mean, that's just stupid.
Phoebe: Don't, don't do the plan-laugh.
Phoebe: Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.
Phoebe: Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.
Phoebe: Why don't you turn them inside ou...
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Monica: We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!
Monica: Don't you mean..groomy?
Rachel: Don't look at me I never get his jokes.
Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.
Chandler: Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?
Chandler: I mean, You wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger would you? Don't answer that.
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Chandler: But honey you don't have to.
Ross: I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.
Mike: No but... You don't want to get married either right?
Phoebe: I don't want it to end either.
Mike: But I don't want this to end.
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like" (Looks at Chandler)
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
Chandler: I don't have a page.
Rachel: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
Joey: No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.
Joey: Oh, no don't worry about that, I swallowed that years ago.
Chandler: Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?
Chandler: Ross, don't press send, don't press se... !
Rachel: Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).
Monica: Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Ross: I don't remember him, but then again I touched so many lives. (they press their ears against the door)
Chandler: Don't listen to him, he's in a really bad mood! (lets her in)
Phoebe: You don't wanna win the lottery?
Joey: Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?
Rachel: Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!
Joey: (sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?
Chandler: (hysterical)Don't touch the phone! I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it!! (picks up the phone)
Rachel: Oh no, I'm good, I don't wanna get that turkey smell all over my hands.
Chandler: Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie.
Ross: You don't have to do that, I'll pay for myself. But just the fact that you want me to have fun with you guys - that's so sweet! Come here (they kiss and hug)
Ross: I don't know, probably just invest it.
Ross: 3 minutes ago!!! I don't know why that's important ...
Monica: I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!
Phoebe: Don't come any closer!
Rachel: I don't know all the words.
Chandler: (smiling, surprised) Oh yeah? (looks towards the kitchen, worried) Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.
Ross: Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.
Phoebe: Don't tear it.
Phoebe: (hides her mouth behind the cup and speaks in the "pigeon voice" from before) Coo, again. Don't blame the pretty lady. It was not her fault. It was me, the pigeon, coo! (pause) Seriously, stop staring at her.
JOEY: No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day. [gets up and leaves]
Monica: Why don't you take Ross?
Ross: Oh, don't worry about it! Just use your travel insurance.
Joey/Drake: You don't love him!
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Actress/Olivia: I don't have a choice...
Actress/Olivia: Don't say that...
Receptionist: I don't know what to say.
Rachel: just... don't talk... (she kisses him)
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, maybe that's something to do with the fact that I saw him do a love scene yesterday.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake.
Phoebe: Well at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. Yeah, there are other ingredients Monica.
Joey: Oh...I don't think it's going very well...
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Phoebe: I don't know what I'm gonna do about this coat.
Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
Phoebe: I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.
Rachel: Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!
Chandler: But I don't wanna do it in a cup!
Monica: Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!
Joey: (looking puzzled) I don't think so.
Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!
Ross: Look, if you don't know what the word "acrimonious" means, just don't use it!
Ross: You know, I really don't want to get involved in you guy's relationship.