words in movies
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
MONICA: Alright, for the bizillionth time, yes I see other women in shower at the gym, and no I don't look.
MONICA: Ok. [Richard walks in] Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
JOEY: I don't know.
CHANDLER: I don't know, Richard's really nice and everything, uh, it's just that we don't know him really well, ya know, and plus he's, ya know, old [Monica gives him a glare] -er than some people, but, uh, younger than some buildings.
ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?
ROSS: Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, we'll be far enough away from our parents that we don't have to see them all the time but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau county but the school system's supposedly great.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
MONICA: Listen, um honey, I appreciate this but you don't have to keep hanging out with them for me, I mean, they have each other.
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
MONICA: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.
MONICA: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?
RACHEL: I don't know, you tell me. One minute I'm holding Ben like a football, the next thing I know, I've got two kids, I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes.
PHOEBE: Oh yeah. You know, I don't know if I was happier when um George Bailey destroyed the family business or um, Donna Reid cried, or when the mean pharmacist made his ear bleed.
MONICA: Alright, I'll give you the ear thing but don't you think the ending was pretty wonderful?
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
CHANDLER: Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault. I'm sorry we've been hoggin so much of his time.
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say.
Chandler: I don't know!
Chandler: But we don't do that.
Chandler: I don't think so.
Monica: (laughs) Y'know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding.
Chandler: I don't have a *job*!
Amy: Because you don't want me to be happy. You.. you have always been jealous of me.
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
Rachel: Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.
PHOEBE: I don't believe this. Is this how this relationship's gonna work? Ross equals boss. I mean, c'mon what is this, 1922?
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
ROSS: We don't.� But I thought it would be nice to get to know him.� You know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.
Phoebe: I don't know, I kinda like Bob for a girl.
Mike: I don't know, I mean I'm not sure (they hear cracking voice from somewhere else in the kitchen, probably a rat caught in a trap) ...
Chandler: You don't trust him?
Gavin: Thank god you finally said that, I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. (Rachel throws away that paper) Man, I really bug you, don't I?
Rachel: No, I just mean that, you know, first impressions don't mean anything. And I-I think you're a really good guy and I'm sorry that I misjudged you.
Phoebe: Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.
Rachel: If you like looking at butts so much why don't you just go look at a mirror?
Man: (to wife): Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about! There's no Rachel! Don't give me that deep freeze.
Joey: Molly ... people don't study acting ...
Gavin: You don't mind? (puts it around her neck) Well, what do you know, it fits!
Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!
Monica: Only if I don't have to get up and sing.
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Phoebe: OK fine! Please come and support Mike. You don't have to sing.
Ross: Don't you have to be at work?
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
Molly: Don't panic!
Gavin: Right. Right. Ross. So what's the deal with you guys? I don't want to get in the middle of anything
Her friend: I don't know sweetie.
Chandler: I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Phoebe: I don't know. They're so perfect for each other; it's crazy.
Chandler: I don't do that.
Monica: Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the sixth, so don't touch yourself in the next 48 hours.
Ross: Nah, I don't know if I should. I don't wanna be drunk when I go home alone.
Chandler: I - I don't think I can.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Rachel: I don't care! This guy is a nightmare!
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
Rachel: Don't touch my coat!
Ross: I don't know. I mean I have plenty of opportunity. Just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.And then the other day on the subway a woman "accidentally" sat on my hand.
Chandler: Allright, fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. Because you know as well as I do that once Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he's going to have sex with it.
Ross: Wait a minute; you don't think it was intentional? I mean, that's just stupid.
Phoebe: Don't, don't do the plan-laugh.
Phoebe: Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.
Phoebe: Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.
Phoebe: Why don't you turn them inside ou...
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Monica: We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!
Monica: Don't you mean..groomy?
Rachel: Don't look at me I never get his jokes.
Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.
Chandler: Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?
Chandler: I mean, You wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger would you? Don't answer that.
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Chandler: But honey you don't have to.
Ross: I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.
Mike: No but... You don't want to get married either right?
Phoebe: I don't want it to end either.
Mike: But I don't want this to end.
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like" (Looks at Chandler)
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
Chandler: I don't have a page.
Rachel: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
Joey: No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.
Joey: Oh, no don't worry about that, I swallowed that years ago.
Chandler: Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?
Chandler: Ross, don't press send, don't press se... !
Rachel: Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).
Monica: Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Ross: I don't remember him, but then again I touched so many lives. (they press their ears against the door)
Chandler: Don't listen to him, he's in a really bad mood! (lets her in)
Phoebe: You don't wanna win the lottery?
Joey: Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?
Rachel: Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!
Joey: (sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?
Chandler: (hysterical)Don't touch the phone! I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it!! (picks up the phone)
Rachel: Oh no, I'm good, I don't wanna get that turkey smell all over my hands.
Chandler: Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie.
Ross: You don't have to do that, I'll pay for myself. But just the fact that you want me to have fun with you guys - that's so sweet! Come here (they kiss and hug)
Ross: I don't know, probably just invest it.
Ross: 3 minutes ago!!! I don't know why that's important ...
Monica: I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!
Phoebe: Don't come any closer!
Rachel: I don't know all the words.
Chandler: (smiling, surprised) Oh yeah? (looks towards the kitchen, worried) Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.
Ross: Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.
Phoebe: Don't tear it.
Phoebe: (hides her mouth behind the cup and speaks in the "pigeon voice" from before) Coo, again. Don't blame the pretty lady. It was not her fault. It was me, the pigeon, coo! (pause) Seriously, stop staring at her.
JOEY: No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day. [gets up and leaves]
Monica: Why don't you take Ross?
Ross: Oh, don't worry about it! Just use your travel insurance.
Joey/Drake: You don't love him!