words in movies
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin' them on 8th avenue and I looked at 'em and I though, you know what I don't have?
ESTELLE: Don't worry about it already. Things happen.
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
PHOEBE: I don't think it would have sold a million copies but it would have made a nice gift for you.
ROSS: Actually it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.
ROSS: You, you know I, I don't, have a- have a problem with that.
RACHEL: You're right, I don't have to apologize. Sorry. Damnit!
ROSS: I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.
JOEY: See, this is why I don't date women who read. Uh-oh.
JOEY: My animals. Hey the guy said they suited me, he spoke with an accent, I was all confused. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
JOEY: Hey, look, I don't need you getting all judgemental and condescending and pedantic.
ROSS: But I don't know it. What I do know is that you owe $2300 at Isn't it Chromantic.
JOEY: Look, I don't wanna hear this right now.
JOEY: Well don't just say.
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
JOEY: No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day. [gets up and leaves]
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
PHOEBE: I love you goddesses. I don't ever want to suck your wind again.
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
CHANDLER: I'm gonna hold him a different way. Look I don't understand, if you hated it so much, why did you buy it in the first place?
Phoebe: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.
Monica: I don't know what else to say.
Monica: Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.
RACHEL: You don't have birds.
PHOEBE: Ok, don't get me started on gravity.
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Yeah, I just don't buy it.
PHOEBE: I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy.
ROSS: You don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Just don't. Look at this funky shirt!
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
MONICA: You don't have any stuff.
RACHEL: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds.
(At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they don't notice. Chandler sees the situation and remains quiet, watching.)
JOEY: I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.
JOEY: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
CHANDLER: Whoa! Don't know about that.
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (Ross looks at her.) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
RACHEL: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.
DUNCAN: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.
RACHEL: No, no no no, don't need to know the details.
ROSS: I uh, I don't know, I guess I'm just gonna see, see what happens.
ROSS: Look, do you love her? And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.
Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.
JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
CHANDLER: We don't know Bob, ok? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.
CHANDLER: I don't know. I just had this weird sense. You know, but that's me. I'm weird and sensitive. Tissue?
RACHEL: Uh, I don't know. Why don't you put it right here next to my water?
MONICA: Uh, I don't know, butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi--
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
JOEY: Ok, um, uh, we three feel like, that uh, sometimes you guys don't get that uh, we don't have as much money as you.
MONICA: I don't know, Chandler. Let's take a look.
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
ROSS: I don't, I don't understand. I mean, you, it's like we can't win with you guys.
Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!
JOEY: And we don't work hard?
ROSS: Come on, don't do this.
ROSS: I don't know. What's in this pie?
TERRY: I, I don't know.
ROSS: No, no, I don't wanna put it off, I just, God I just, I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now I'm actually happy. You know, I mean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, ya know.
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
PHOEBE: Yeah, much better. And you know what, don't feel bad, because it's a hard song.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
Joey: I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt.
Joey: Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a little nudity.
RACH: 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
ROSS: I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
ROSS: I don't know.
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
JOEY: Hey, uh, why don't you read it to her?
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
ROSS: No, you don't.
PHOEBE: [handing him the papers] Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.
Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me!
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
MNCA: [to Ross] Listen, I... I don't think this is the best time.
TERRY: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?
JOEY: Uhhh, I don't think you're gonna like this.
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
Erica: I don't want to look at your file! This is over.
MONICA: Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand? All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard! Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand!
(She don't got it as the couch slips out of their grips and falls over the bottom railing.)
ROSS: I don't want to.
RACH: Joey, honey, they don't know what they're talking about.
ROSS: Don't toy with me.
ROSS: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
RACH: I don't know. Whatever I was feeling, I'm... not.
MNCA: Ahhh, hey honey? Don't you have to be at your interview now?
PHOE: Alright, don't say that. He's probably always been dull. You just, you know, set it free.
PHOE: You don't see it? You actually don't see it?
RACHEL: Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. You know, I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh!
RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
Mike: I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.
PHOEBE: I don't know. Who's Soupy Sales?
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
RACHEL: Actually, what I think you said was, "don't touch that, and get the hell out of my kitchen."
MONICA: Listen, um honey, I appreciate this but you don't have to keep hanging out with them for me, I mean, they have each other.
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
CHANDLER: Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we don't wanna look bad.
ROB: I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really, really great.
Joey: I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
MONICA: That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.
ROSS: Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.
VAN DAMME: You don't think I'm cute?