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CAROL: Anyway, we'd like you to come, but we totally understand if you don't want to.
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
PHOEBE: Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it." Oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.
RACHEL: I know, but it's just it's the first time, and I just don't want her to think that because I didn't marry Barry, that my life is total crap, you know?
PHOEBE: I don't know. I mean, she obviously has some kind of unfinished business. [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Sit up!
PHOEBE: I don't know. Who's Soupy Sales?
PHOEBE: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
PHOEBE: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?
MR A: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
RACHEL: Actually, what I think you said was, "don't touch that, and get the hell out of my kitchen."
MONICA: Really? Weird. Anyway, see, I planned everything really well. I planned and I planned and I planned. It just turns out, I don't think I planned enough time to actually do it.
MONICA: I'm dicing, I'm dicing, I don't hear anything.
MONICA: All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs, and I'm gonna create a new appetizer called "pigs in Ross". All right, ball the melon.
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
ROSS: Look, do you love her? And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.
Phoebe: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.
Monica: I don't know what else to say.
Monica: Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.
RACHEL: You don't have birds.
PHOEBE: Ok, don't get me started on gravity.
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Yeah, I just don't buy it.
PHOEBE: I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy.
ROSS: You don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Just don't. Look at this funky shirt!
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
MONICA: You don't have any stuff.
RACHEL: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds.
(At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they don't notice. Chandler sees the situation and remains quiet, watching.)
JOEY: I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.
JOEY: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
CHANDLER: Whoa! Don't know about that.
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (Ross looks at her.) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
RACHEL: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.
DUNCAN: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.
RACHEL: No, no no no, don't need to know the details.
ROSS: I uh, I don't know, I guess I'm just gonna see, see what happens.
Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.
JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
CHANDLER: We don't know Bob, ok? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.
CHANDLER: I don't know. I just had this weird sense. You know, but that's me. I'm weird and sensitive. Tissue?
RACHEL: Uh, I don't know. Why don't you put it right here next to my water?
MONICA: Uh, I don't know, butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi--
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
JOEY: Ok, um, uh, we three feel like, that uh, sometimes you guys don't get that uh, we don't have as much money as you.
MONICA: I don't know, Chandler. Let's take a look.
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
ROSS: I don't, I don't understand. I mean, you, it's like we can't win with you guys.
Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!
JOEY: And we don't work hard?
ROSS: Come on, don't do this.
ROSS: I don't know. What's in this pie?
TERRY: I, I don't know.
ROSS: No, no, I don't wanna put it off, I just, God I just, I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now I'm actually happy. You know, I mean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, ya know.
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
PHOEBE: Yeah, much better. And you know what, don't feel bad, because it's a hard song.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
Joey: I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt.
Joey: Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a little nudity.
RACH: 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
ROSS: I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
ROSS: I don't know.
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
JOEY: Hey, uh, why don't you read it to her?
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
ROSS: No, you don't.
PHOEBE: [handing him the papers] Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.
Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me!
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
MNCA: [to Ross] Listen, I... I don't think this is the best time.
TERRY: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?
JOEY: Uhhh, I don't think you're gonna like this.
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
Erica: I don't want to look at your file! This is over.
MONICA: Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand? All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard! Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand!
(She don't got it as the couch slips out of their grips and falls over the bottom railing.)
ROSS: I don't want to.
RACH: Joey, honey, they don't know what they're talking about.
ROSS: Don't toy with me.
ROSS: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
RACH: I don't know. Whatever I was feeling, I'm... not.
MNCA: Ahhh, hey honey? Don't you have to be at your interview now?
PHOE: Alright, don't say that. He's probably always been dull. You just, you know, set it free.
PHOE: You don't see it? You actually don't see it?
Mike: I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.
RACHEL: Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. You know, I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh!
RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
MONICA: Listen, um honey, I appreciate this but you don't have to keep hanging out with them for me, I mean, they have each other.
CHANDLER: Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we don't wanna look bad.
ROB: I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really, really great.
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
MONICA: That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.
Joey: I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.
CHANDLER: We don't need to remedy that.
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
ROSS: Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.
RACHEL: Wow, so why don't you go talk to him?
VAN DAMME: You don't think I'm cute?
ROSS: I don't get it, he seemed so happy to see me yesterday.
Joey: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
PHOEBE: Oh, OK, I don't eat meat.