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(And walks up right behind Ross, and standard sitcom joke 2B follows with the person being insulted standing right behind the person doing the insulting while the rest of the people become frightened and try to warn the insulter about the insultees presence.)
Rachel: Okay. (After Paul leaves Rachel drops to the floor to confront Ross.) What?! What are you doing here?!
Ross: What are you doing here?!
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Rachel: Oh my God Ross! What in heavens name are you doing here?
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
MRS. GREENE: Ross, what're you doing.
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RYAN: What're you doing? Are you scratching?
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Chandler: What are you guys doing together?
Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?
Mr. Geller: Well, he's doing terrible!
Monica: I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?
Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing?
Chandler: What are you doing?
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
Phoebe: Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.
Phoebe: Oh, great. Great. You're doing great, you know real strong. Going strong. Keep going.
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Malcom: What are you doing?
Joey: So you're really doing this, huh?
Joey: What, what are you doing? What are you doing?
The Doctor: Hes doing just fine, hes resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.
Monica: There it is. Joey, what are you doing?
Joey: Hey, I only got one good arm, you know. You should be doing stuff for me. Go get me a sweater.
Monica: I'm fine, just a little tired, I'm okay. How's Richard doing?
Janice: What are you doing here?
Frank: Your not doing it.
Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Chandler: I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 'Mom, get outta here!' You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know. You know...(Ross just stares at him). You don't know!
Phoebe: So what are they doing?
Monica: What are you doing with the lamp?
Monica: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are doing Phoebe's makeup.]
Tommy: (noticing the chick) Ooh, hey! Hey, there little fella. (picks up the chick) Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how are you doing? (starts to pet him) Aww. (The chick poops on his hand.) Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, Im so cute, Im a little chick whos disgusting! God, youre so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! (the duck wattles behind him and quacks) (to the duck) Quack-quack, quack-quack!! What are you quacking about?! Dumb Donald Doo-Doo!!
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Monica: Okay, Phoebe you know what youre doing right?
Chandler and Joey: What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
CHANDLER: It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
Monica: (entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.
Chandler: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I dont know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.
Sister 1: (to Chandler) What cha doing?
Joey: Hey. What, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Chandler what are you doing?!
Ross: What are you doing?
Rachel: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.
Chandler: All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Chloe: Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Joey: Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining?
[Sequence 3: Chandler throws a pass to Ross, who catches it. Phoebe starts screaming and runs up to him and tries to tackle him. But all she ends up doing is running around his waist and screaming.]
Rachel: (startled) Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Rachel: What is he doing here?!
Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?
Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.
Monica: What are you doing?
Phoebe: What are you doing here?
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Ross: What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me? Or something?
Joey: What cha doing?
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
Monica: Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.
Rachel: You are so just doing this out of spite.
Joey: Hows she doing?
(She hangs up, closes her phone, turns around and puts it in her bag which is in the back of the car. While doing this and not looking at the road, she turns the steering wheel by accident, which makes the car swerve.)
Joey: (sees hes watching Baywatch) Ohhh. (sees he still has the chick) Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?! Its never gonna happen, shes seeing somebody.
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Joey: Yeah, for sure. Okay. Probably want the first thing to be, never open your eyes. Y'know, because you dont want to be doing something and then look up and see something you dont want to be seeing.
Lauren: (whispering) Tonight. What are you doing?
Joey: Hi, how ya doing?
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle.]
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Pete: Well ah, Ive been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
(Ross throws his hands out in a What are you doing? gesture)
Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)
Chandler: You know, it haunts me? Up til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
Ross: Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Ursula: Yeah. So how have you been doing?
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Chandler: Althea?! What are you doing?!
Phoebe: All right, stop it. Now youre just doing it to freak me out.
Phoebe: (doing Clunkers) Please don't leave me, I'll be lonely.
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Mr. Treeger:: What are you doing?