words in movies
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Doctor: He's just fine.
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: Yeah.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: Here she comes!
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]
The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and(Stops suddenly.)
Rachel: Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus though. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about?
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
(Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly.)
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?
Rachel: Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
Mr. Geller: Well I dont know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.
(She sets down her bag and we travel back to slow motion world. She once again whips her hair around in slow motion with the love doctor Barry White singing in the background. And Id also like to take this opportunity to mention that she can also be seen in Starship Troopers and that she was born in Downers Grove, Illinois which just happens to be a few miles from where I live. Anyway Cousin Ross is now staring.)
Doctor Connelly: Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.
Joey: (thinking he's kidding) Ok, Ross! It's... It's fun, yeah! No, I-I play Doctor Drake Ramoray.
Monica: Great! Its so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you Im all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
JOEY: Naa, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me. Supposed to be some kind of irony or somethin.
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.) Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!
Chandler: I know you probably dont want to go out with me, yknow because I make too many jokes and Ive never been in a serious relationship and I guess Im not technically a "doctor "
Doctor: Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
(Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)
Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones! Now, ordinarily Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break up the stones up with shock waves, but they're to close to the bladder now. Which means we can either wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Chandler: So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steves doctors name is Doctor Muppy. So I said, Doctor Monkey? And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up. (He slams his feet up on the table to emphasize his point.)
Ross: Right! Right! I justI want you to know that Im going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctors appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartmentAlthough we could probably worry about that til after we get married.
Ross: Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now.
Ross: (pause) I am a doctor! Yknow what? Im just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself.
Aunt Lillian: The doctor says it's a matter of hours.
Ross: Why? Why? I know it's a little weird, but hey, he's a great doctor, okay? He knows my medical history, and every time I go in there, he makes a big deal. 'Ah look, it's my favorite patient!'
Rachel: I meant er, (struggling to concentrate) young, young, I meant young, young to be a doctor. Oh good, Rach.
Ross: Yeah. The doctor got the 'K' out. He also found an 'M' and an 'O'.
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
Joey: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test...
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?
Ross: Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldnt make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say Like me! Like me tiny doctor!
JOEY ON TV: Damnit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.
TV DOCTOR: You're the only one who can save her Drake.
RUSS: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
WAITER: Oh my God! Someone, he's choking. Is anyone here a doctor?
MONICA: Well, uh, he's a doctor.
ROSS: Doctor Burke is sexy?
[Scene: The Doctors office, Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos.]
MRS. GELLER: A real doctor?
Rachel: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom.]
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
(As hes talking Monica notices someone familiar has just entered the restaurant. Lets see; I seem to remember him driving a Ferrari in Hawaii solving crimes as a private investigator and as a certain eye doctor in more recent times.)
MONICA: Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles.
The Doctor: Hes doing just fine, hes resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.
Ross: Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency.