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[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Doctor Connelly: Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Doctor: He's just fine.
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Doctor: Here she comes!
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: Yeah.
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and(Stops suddenly.)
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]