words in movies
ROSS: Come on, don't do this.
MONICA: What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then?
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
JOEY: What? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. Come on, we wanna do it, don't we?
ROSS: Ok, well, if you do take him out for his walk, you might wanna bring his hat, and there's extra milk in the fridge, and there's extra diapers in the bag.
RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
RACHEL: Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
JOEY: Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink?
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
PHOEBE: Ok, do you know A minor?
PHOEBE: Ok, do you know how to go from D to A minor?
CHANDLER: (on pay phone) Come on, pick up, pick up! Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus. Yes I do realize that would be a very stupid charact er.
CHANDLER: What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?
RACHEL: Do you?
PHOEBE: It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now it's like, it's just all about the money.
MONICA: Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle?
Chandler: They do?
Joey: Easy there Captain Kirk. Oh, do you have a bobby pin?
Joey: Do we have to know about that?
Chandler: Oh, ok, 'cause we never do that.
Lydia: Oh, boy, do they suck.
Joey: Oh yeah? And who do you like?
Monica: Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?
Phoebe: Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this.
Dr. Franzblau: I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but it's hard, when you... do what I do. It's like uh...Well, for instance, what do you do?
Dr. Franzblau: No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do.
Guy: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.
Susan: What do you see?
Joey: Ahhh! I heard "I do", were halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
Joey: He doesn't do much, does he?
CHANDLER: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Phoebe: So you do know who he is! (laughs, Ross stares at her) Sorry.
Joey: Then you do. Heh, heh.
Joey: What do you mean?
(They all cross they're arms like the Power Rangers do)
Joey: How do you mean?
Rachel: Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesnt need to be; shell still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! (Leans back on Ross for some support.)
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Joey: (panicked) Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking?
Ross: No! No! I didnt do that. Its just Okay, honestly no. I dont, I dont see a big future with her.
Ross: I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?
Ross: Can't do it, can you?
Monica: You sat back and let him have her, you didnt fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
Ross: (to Rachel): OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?
Chandler: What stupid thing did you do?
Chandler: People do stupid things when they're upset.
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
Paulo: I do Raquel.
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?
The Salesman: Do you ah, currently own a set of encyclopedias?
Ross: I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. (Chandler laughs.)
Phoebe: Oh yeah! Oh, I can do that.
Phoebe: You wanna do it right now?
Ross: (to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Chandler: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs?
Chandler: So, uh, how often can you do it?
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I cant even comfort my own baby! Im the worst mother ever!
Ross: Yknow, maybe she is too young for me. Yknow, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I dont know what to do.
Chandler: What did you just do?
Chandler: What did you just do?
Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say?
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
Carol: How did we do?
Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?
Rachel: Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor?! (She punctuates each word by slapping him on the forehead.)
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
Monica: I feel terrible, I really do.
JOEY: How do we say yes now and make it seem like we're not doin' it just to ride in the cool car?
Rachel: (crying) I'd do anything for you, you know that.
Monica: (shouts to Chandler) Chandler? Do you promise to be good?
MONICA: What can we do for you?
Roy: Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken. I climbed ... I dunno... like a billion stairs... It's not like I can take them two at a time!
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?
Phoebe: Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?
CHANDLER: How do you know that? How?
Joey: Oh hey but, before you guys do that (To Rachel) I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you.
Chandler: And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Joey: You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
STRANGER: Hey, how, how did you do that?
RACHEL: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.
Monica: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
RACHEL: Oh yeah. In fact you know what I'd do?
PHOEBE: Do I? Thank you, so do you.
Paul: Good. Good. Not that we dont want you to stay, obviously youre welcomeHow much more homework do you have?
MONICA: Rachel, that's all we do.
JOEY: All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'll buy you breakfast, let's go.
Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.
Rachel: Well, Joey probably thinks Ill just embarrass him. Yknow, he thinks Im some kind of a soap opera nutWhich Im not! Im not. Although I do know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. (Starts stroking his arm) And uh, and that your-your dogs name is Wally. Well look at that, Im just stroking your arm.
Rachel: Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?
Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that!
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
CHANDLER: I'll see you guys later, I gotta go...do a thing.
Monica: Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.
Chandler: Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?
Chandler: (to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
WAITER: Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
WAITER: Do I dare ask?
Phoebe: What are we gonna do? I'm starving.
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
ROSS: We're just tryin' to do a nice thing here.
MONICA: Do I know you?
MACHINE: Here comes the beep, you know what to do.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
ROSS: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Phoebe: Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. (Ben starts to cry) Oh my God, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]