words in movies
Chandler: You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?
Chandler: Hey thats okay. So, where do you want to go?
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Dr. Drake Ramoray: Well that sounds simple enough, lets just do that.
Rachel: You dont know do you?
Rachel: Well, Joey probably thinks Ill just embarrass him. Yknow, he thinks Im some kind of a soap opera nutWhich Im not! Im not. Although I do know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. (Starts stroking his arm) And uh, and that your-your dogs name is Wally. Well look at that, Im just stroking your arm.
Rachel: Okay, you go do it! Ill come back to that set! Ill meet more actors! Ill meet em all!
Mr. Franklin: What do you think of adding him to our team?
Mr. Franklin: But we really do need to find someone up here. The work is starting to pile up. Ive got a stack of documents on my desk this high. (Holds his hand at shoulder level.)
Chandler: Yknow what you should do, just toss em in the shedder and claim you never got em.
Chandler: What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?!
Monica: Okay well, then well both do it today and hell just have to deal with it!
Monica: What do you mean?
Monica: I wanted to do this days ago so I think I should go first.
Rachel: Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why Im not drinking on this date tonight. "Umm, Im a recovering alcoholic. Im a Mormon," or "I got so hammered last night Im still a little drunk?"
Ross: So, what do you want to do tonight? Theres a Ukrainian film at the Angelica thats supposed to be very powerful. Interested?
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Hey guys do you think this is too sluttyHi Kash!
Joey: So what movie do you want to seeAnd not another one I have to read. Okay? I get enough of that from books.
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Joey: Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?
Joey: What do you mean?
Tim: Thank you so much! Cause I-I know I can do better!
Rachel: Well Im alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?
JOEY: Well, I couldn't do it. I told her I didn't want to get the part that way.
CHAN: So what'd you do?
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
ROSS: That is so good! Do it again!
PHOE: Oh I do, it's.... it's Bob Saget. She hates him.
RACHEL: What do you mean?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
RACHEL: Well, what do you mean?
CHAN: Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Wanna do another one, huh Russ? OK... eleven letters, atomic element number 101... ends in ium.
PHOEBE: Um, do you wanna sit?
Ross: This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.
RACHEL: Then what? What do you want?
MONICA: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?
CAROL: You do?
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
CAROL: Of course I do.
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
JOEY: Hey, whaddya wanna do for dinner?
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?
PHOEBE: I can do that.
JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?
RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?
PHOEBE: It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now it's like, it's just all about the money.
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
Phoebe: Yeah, you know what the best part of it is? I get to do my "plan-laugh." (A maniacal laugh follows.)
MR, GELLER: Wait, how do you zoom out? [zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich] There she is.
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?
CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the worlds worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!
Chandler: Lets not do that any more.
RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
MNCA: [disgusted, trying not to show it] I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.
CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?
CHANDLER: Hey, do you want this done quick, or do you want this done right?
VAN DAMME: Normally, I would not do it.
MONICA: What're you gonna do?
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Ross: Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean...
INTERVIEWER: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?
PHOEBE: So, do you have any other possibilities?
Rachel: Dealer takes two. (she deals herself two cards) What do you bet?
MONICA: Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
PHOEBE: Do you want a refill?
Chandler: Do you want me to be afraid of you?
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?
ROSS: C'mon Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.
MRS. GELLER: You were fired? What're you gonna do?
CHANDLER: What am I gonna do, huh? [Joey walks in behind him]
MONICA: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?
Rachel: Uh, I will see you... and I'll raise you. (throws chips in pot) What do you say... want to waste another buck?
ALL: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
MRS. GELLER: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Phoebe: Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about bah-bah-bha-bhan?
PHOEBE: Do the claws again.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, dont we need to do some kinda preparation first? Like ahh, get really drunk?
The Salesman: Actually its, Vatican City. Now ahh, what do you know about vulcanised rubber?
MONICA: Really? Weird. Anyway, see, I planned everything really well. I planned and I planned and I planned. It just turns out, I don't think I planned enough time to actually do it.
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?
Chandler: Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile!
Ross: Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, yknow no commitment.
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
ROSS: A tattoo? Why, why would you want to do that? [to Rachel] Hi.
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
ROSS: Dad, you really don't want to do that.
RACHEL: Yes I do, it's just that Ross is. . .
MONICA: Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we?
RACHEL: I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.
RACHEL: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.
Rachel: I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so... if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do.... (gives him her drink) I meanI'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry.
CHANDLER: Yeah. So do we need to hug here or. . .
JOEY: Woah. Why do you get to keep the table?
Phoebe: Should we do something?
RACH: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?
PHOEBE: I told you not to do that yet. And, she wants to do a video.
Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)
Joey: Sure I do! Its a verb! As in, "I behalfin it!"
JOEY: Eggs. Who's eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?
Ross: (to the crowd in the laundromat) All right, show's over. Nothing to see here. (to Rachel) Ok, let's do laundry.
MONICA: OK, what're we gonna do about this?
ROSS: I can do that.
MONICA: So what're you gonna do?
PHOEBE: Well, I can't work with people who would do this.
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Joey: What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, yknow? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I dont like about her. You want to hear it?