words in movies
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
Chandler: Do I still call you Ross?
The Director: Okay, all right. Lets do it. (He walks off.) And Action!
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Monica: Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow well be getting married?
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
Rachel: Ill do it.
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
Monica: Nobody wants to do it? All right, Ill do it myself.
Rachel: Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
Richard: Thats what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)
Richard: Why do have a picture of Paulette in your pack?!
Phoebe: Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You cant do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)
Phoebe: (looking into the trash can) Sure. (Reaching into the trash can.) Do you need some floss? (Grabs a piece of it.)
Phoebe: Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off?
Phoebe: Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?
Rachel: All right, well how much time do you need?
Rachel: Then why do you ask?!
Phoebe: Okay. Wait, do you know how youre going to stall her?
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Rachel: Okay uh, but before you do that. I-I, I need you to talk to me.
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
Chandler: No! No! No! I cant do that!
Phoebe: But look Chandler, right now, no one has a lower opinion of you than I do. But I totally believe you can do this.
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Ross: Getting married. (Chandler panics.) Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like youve done everything else!
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe youre overreacting! You do that yknow.
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, yknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im gonna through the hotel and see if theres any other weddings going on.
Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {Its a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (Hes wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?
Chandler: (To Ross) No, thats okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way its okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if Im sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)
Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?
Chandler: I do.
Monica: I do.
Joey: Yeah you do!
Joey: Aw crap! Okayuh uh lets-lets do the rings.
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Monica: Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?
Monica: What do you think brought than on?
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, maybe that's something to do with the fact that I saw him do a love scene yesterday.
Rachel: So do you think that my dream means anything?
Monica: I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake.
Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, Im sure theyll come back when we can do it right.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off. What to you want to do?
ROSS: I do.� I do.� Although, it's actually a lager.
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Phoebe: I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Rachel: You do that every year??
Joey: I do it every year.
Monica: Yeah I do rock that one.
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Monica: Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it for anyway?
Joey: So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? Youre gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself without a husband?! You cant be a single mother alone! Youre gonna ruin your life!
Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
Rachel: (pause) I'm gonna do it.
Monica: Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?
Ross: Why do you care so much?
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Monica: Do you wanna go hunting?
Monica: Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?
Phoebe: Well, do you care about friendship?
Chandler: But I don't wanna do it in a cup!
Monica: Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!
Joey: Yeah, definitely, definitely. Ok, what do you wanna see first?
Joey/Drake: Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.
Joey: (checking) EH, what do you know!
Ross: (annoyed) Oh, do you, do you really?
Joey: You got to tell me exactly what to do there.
Monica: Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?
Chandler: I have a weird feeling about this place. (pause) How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.
Ross: Now, do you have any idea what you just said?
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Phoebe: Uhu, uhu... and why do you think that is?
Joey: No, I do six things! First, I look deep in her eyes. Then, I kiss her. Next I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh.
Rachel: Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!
Joey: Dont start doing that. You cant do that Rach, cause then youre gonna make me do that. (Starts to cry.) Oh, here we go! (Sits down next to her.)
Ross: What do you mean?
Joey: (talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.
Charlie: I'm sure you have better things to do.
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Charlie: Oh, yeah! Let's do it!
Rachel: Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?
Ross: How do you feel about all this?
Joey: Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!
Charlie: Wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!
Phoebe: So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
Rachel: Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!
Zack: Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.
Rachel: Oh! What are we gonna do?
Rachel: Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Charlie: You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything. Thanks for sticking up for me. You are such a nice person.
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?
David: Do you wanna get a drink?
Chandler: (sighs with relief) Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either. You know, I was just doing because I thought that was what you wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband, I'm supposed to... bring the sperm.
Chandler: How do you feel about that?
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
Rachel: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all (Ross is laughing), what?
Chandler: Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind".
Chandler: Seriously, we're gonna do this?
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...
David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
Monica: Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?
Ross: Wha... what do you mean? (Goes to the laptop)
Ross: What, oh my God. What did you do?
Ross: What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!
Ross: Well, what do you do?
Ross: Wha... what you really think we can do that?
Joey: (stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!
Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
Joey: I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.
Joey: Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?
3rd Customer: Actually I do have one small complaint.
Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? (he goes to get the champagne)
Charlie: I didn't do that.
Joey: Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?
Rachel: Do ya?
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
Chandler: (To Phoebe, behind Monica's back) Still terrified, I'll take care of it. No problem. (When Monica turns back he smiles and kisses her, when she turns away he nods that he'll do it to Phoebe.)
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?