words in movies
Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) We do?
Joey: Okay. Hey uh, when do I get to meet the robot?
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
Joey: Im sorry, it justI dont know it doesnt really look like it can do anything.
Wayne: It can do this. (He moves C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm close to Joeys special area and he jumps back.)
Paul: Oh, you dont have to do that every time.
Phoebe: Yeah, its about relationships. Yknow? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Chandler: So do you think uh, Joeys more charming than me?
Ross: Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Joey: (happily) What do you need?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?
Chandler: You do? Why?
Chandler: What?! Why did you do that?
Monica: Ross, I cant believe youd do that!
Monica: You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!
Joey: I hate this woman!! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that info-mercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks. Okay, and whenever I cant do it, theyre all like-like laughing at me.
Rachel: Oh no. No Ross, dont do this.
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Monica: No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this?
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Mr. Geller: No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I dont know what Im gonna do about the two of you!
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Janine: Yeah well, do you guys wanna come too?
Phoebe: No-no, we do it every year!
Phoebe and Rachel: No, we never do that
Ross: Why do they keep doing that?
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
Joey: What do you mean?
Chandler: Okay look, don't...don't be mad okay? But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment. So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Ross: So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Chandler: Wait, we cant do this.
Joey: But only in the moment. So do ya wanna kiss again?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Joey: Hey Ross, check this out! (he tries to spin a basketball on his fingertip but he throws it against a table) yeah, I can't do that!
Monica: I can do it, okay? Come on, lets go. (She and Ross get up)
Monica: What? We could do it!
Chandler: Now you do that, youre on TV.
Monica: I cant do it! (Ross falls into Monicas room)
Joey: Listen, do you guys think I have a chance with Janine?
Rachel: Yeah. Dont do this to yourself.
Hillary: And after that, what could I do except become a chef.
Ross: Why did you do that?
Ross: Look, we do not repel women OK? That is completely untrue.
Ross: Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger?
Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!
Chandler: But are you sure you can do this?
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Phoebe: No! I do want to!
Rachel: (not sure of what to do) Yknow what? I dont, I dont think Phoebe really wants to come.
Monica: So do you guys gonna come over tomorrow? Ill make that pasta thing I was telling you about.
Monica: Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
Joey: Yeah uh, what am I gonna do?
Monica: So do you think that these picturesAre, are they trying to tell a story?
Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, whos boss.
Ross: Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Monica: Do you know whats a bad idea?
Monica: I know. Where do you wanna go eat?
Phoebe: Ya, you know, Rachel shell do whatever you want. Yknow, you can just walk all over her.
Monica: Joey, do you work here?
Monica: Why do I have to decide?
Monica: Do you want me to pick you?!
Ross: I could, yeah, I can do that.
Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.
Joey: Yeah, what are ya gonna do?
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa, what are we going to do about my job?
Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgusted noises.) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) I'm right, right?
Rachel: (looks at him) That was (pause) surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you interested at all?
Monica: Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Lets do something crazy!
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Rachel: Oh not-not so much. Umm, what-what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with Ross?
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Joey: Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you!
Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)
ROSS: Go ahead, go ahead with the bird. Ok, do you have anything for around 200?
Ross: Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Rachel: No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I cant! I cant do it! (Starts to freak out.) Its just gonna freak me out!!!
Rachel: Yeah do it now, call right now.
Chandler: Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. Ill do it.
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
Joey: (to the fan) So, you saw me on Days Of Our Lives huh? Want me to, want me to do a little Dr. Drake Remoray for ya?
Ross: (entering) Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.
Rachel: Im not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!
Jill: I dont understand, do you want to go out with Ross?
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Phoebe: Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.
Chandler: Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I dont do porn.
Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding
Joey: You do?
Joey: Thats great! That would be great! Lets do that!
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Carol: What do you mean?
Rachel: Oh yeah. Right. So now, aredo you, do you still do music?
Ross: What-what do you mean?
Joey: Really? I can do it?
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I cant call my office theyll kill me! I cant call my clients theyll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts.
Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? (he taps the results and reads them) "You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."
Chandler: Id love it if you would do it.