words in movies
Rachel: Chandler, dont worry! This doesnt make you any less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.
Monica: Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do?
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Rachel: Well, heres another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
Chandler: Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.
Chandler: But I do know that its some time tomorrow.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, I do that cause it makes me look taller.
Ross: Okay, I know what I have to do. Ive got to go Red Ross. (Joey and Phoebe dont know what hes talking about.) Yknow, Red Ross!
Emily: Liam, do me a favour. Tell the lads to go easy on Ross, its his first time.
Monica: I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
Janice: Whats the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?
Ross: (to Emily) Hey, could you do me a favour? Could you just grab me a bottle of water?
Ross: Thanks. (When shes gone he collapses into Joey.) I-I think Im dying. I really do.
Monica: Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought theyd brighten up the place. They do dont you think?
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. Ill wait for you. Do you even know how long youre going to be gone?
Monica: I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)
RACHEL: I do.
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
Chandler: Okay, it's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room.
CHANDLER: Well I do, but uh, Eddie makes them this way and, well they're pretty darn good.
MONICA: Ok will do. So glad you came.
LITTLE BULLY: Let's do this alright.
Monica: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?
MONICA: Honey, you made the bed again. I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp.
SCOTT: Where do you work?
MONICA: You look fabulous honey, you really do.
PHOEBE: No. This is what I do for luck, ok.
PHOEBE: Now do me, do my back. Oh come on, harder.
MONICA: Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, maybe there's something helpful in there. Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Cristmas candles.
ROSS: You like that do ya?
JOEY: I did do it, I'm a professional.
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?
ROSS: Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. (Rachel looks at him in disbelief) Or you just do it.
MACHINE: Here comes the beep, you know what to do.
RICHARD: Sure I do.
Monica: All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.
CHANDLER: How do you not fall down more?
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes, I really do! In fact, it's funny, very often, someone who you wouldn't think could-could curl your toes, might just be the one who...
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
RACHEL: Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sister's graduating from college, nobody thought she would. It's a true testament to what a girl from long island would do for a Celica.
PHOEBE: Just, you know, long time ago. Well, when men used to tell women what to do - a lot. And then there was suffrage, which is a good thing but is sounds horrible. Do you want to get this tattoo?
MONICA: You'll do what?
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
MONICA: I know you do. Me too. (pause) So what now?
MONICA: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. Do you, uh, do you , do you not see kids in our future.
Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.
Monica: It's some of Richard's hair! (holds it close to Ross) What do I do with this?
Rachel: I dont care! I dont care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows its actually ended. And, I dont care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!
Rachel: Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform?
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
Rachel: ...if you tell me, I might do it.
Rachel: I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?
Monica: I know I do.
Joey: Look, what do you want me to say?
Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?
Rachel: Did you ever do the-the Leia thing?
Ross: Yeah. Look, you don't, you don't talk about like, you know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her.
Monica: Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?
Monica: (as Rachel) (Revealing her anger to point at her best friend) We both do that!
Joey: But what does that gonna do...
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Phoebe: Monica, do you want us to take you home?
Chandler: Girth? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this?
Joey: I don't wanna give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag! Do I Rach? (She's avoiding his eyes.) Oh, you think I should give up the bag!
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
RACHEL: Ok mom, you know what, fine, I'll make an appointment ok, but you know what, right now, I gotta go, I gotta go do a thing.
Monica: No, I really, really do.
Ross: Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when they're asleep, I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, and do a little "playing" ourselves.
Ross: No! Do you wanna hear it?
Monica: (to Ross) Ooh, are you gonna do magic?
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
RACHEL: So do you uh, think we can get you one of those uh, uniform things?
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?
Rachel: Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket?
Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?
Rachel: I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? (She walks over near Chandler and his gaze stays very obviously on her chest) Why do they have to become people? Why do they have... (Notices Chandler) Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?
Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Joey: Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you.
Ross: No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go.
Rachel: You were really gonna do that, weren't you?
Joey: Let's see what else he'll do!
Ross: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.
Phoebe: How did you do that?
Whitfield: What do you mean, your seat?
Chandler: Do I look fat?
Ross: Well it turns out that Ben and Stings son do not get along.
Ross: Look, you can't do this Mon. All right, if you do this, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna.....
Chandler: Okay, well. Janice said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' And I, I looked at her....
MONICA: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?
Phoebe: What, he's not still following her. Do you think he is still following her?
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
Phoebe: What are you saying I should do?
Monica: We do not have one of those signs.
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Phoebe: Okay, okay, okay, the black. But, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?
Chandler: Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see her tonight. (phone stops ringing) Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight.
Phoebe: Okay, I'll do it, but just these three, right
Janice: Oh, you didn't have to do this.
Rachel: Yeah, you do.
Rachel: G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?
Phoebe: Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I...
Joey: You do, thanks.
JOEY: My animals. Hey the guy said they suited me, he spoke with an accent, I was all confused. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Susan: What'd you do, dip it in sugar?
Monica: Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do!
Joey: Pheebs, you can't do that. The casting director doesn't talk to friends, she only talks to agents.
Rachel: Now, you do realize that shes a cartoon, and way out of your league?
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Joey: Calm down, do you want this unit or not?