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Phoebe: No, and so there's no one to walk me down the aisle and... well, I would just really love it if you would do it.
Phoebe: So... what do you say?
Ross: I'll do it!
Mike: You both wanna do it? Uhm... there's only room for one.
Rachel: What, what, what, no, I don't wanna do that.
Ross: I'll do it! (Monica approaches)
Mike: Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?
Monica: You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike! (to Phoebe and Mike). Now, in regard to the toast, okay, you wanna keep them short, nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing and get out!
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Phoebe: Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid.
Monica: Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.
Mike: Joey, I kinda have a lot to do today, what do you want?
Phoebe: No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?
Joey: (staring at the ice sculpture) How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that? (They all glare at him)
Ross: Rachel, only one of us can do it, you have to choose. You and me together again. (he winks at her and Rachel looks disgusted)
Rachel: You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick.
Joey: Hey, what are you guys gonna do?
Rachel: Since when do you watch the news?
Rachel: Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?
Phoebe: (Turning to Mike) What do you think?
Phoebe: Me too! (turning to Monica) Monica, do you think we could do it?
Chandler and Ross: I'll do it!
Joey: I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.
Chandler: (quickly) I'll do it.
Monica: So, you're ready to do this?
Joey: Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?
Joey: Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?
Phoebe: I do.
(Joey has a "Yeah you do" smile on his face)
Joey: Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?
Mike: I do.
Ross: Come on Chappy, do your business. MAKE! MA-AKE! I did not sign on for this.
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Chandler: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs?
Chandler: So, uh, how often can you do it?
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I cant even comfort my own baby! Im the worst mother ever!
Ross: Yknow, maybe she is too young for me. Yknow, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I dont know what to do.
Chandler: What did you just do?
Chandler: What did you just do?
Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say?
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
Carol: How did we do?
Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?
Rachel: Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor?! (She punctuates each word by slapping him on the forehead.)
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
Monica: I feel terrible, I really do.
JOEY: How do we say yes now and make it seem like we're not doin' it just to ride in the cool car?
Rachel: (crying) I'd do anything for you, you know that.
Monica: (shouts to Chandler) Chandler? Do you promise to be good?
MONICA: What can we do for you?
Roy: Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken. I climbed ... I dunno... like a billion stairs... It's not like I can take them two at a time!
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?
Phoebe: Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?
CHANDLER: How do you know that? How?
Joey: Oh hey but, before you guys do that (To Rachel) I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you.
Chandler: And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Joey: You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
STRANGER: Hey, how, how did you do that?
RACHEL: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.
Monica: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
RACHEL: Oh yeah. In fact you know what I'd do?
PHOEBE: Do I? Thank you, so do you.
Paul: Good. Good. Not that we dont want you to stay, obviously youre welcomeHow much more homework do you have?
MONICA: Rachel, that's all we do.
JOEY: All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'll buy you breakfast, let's go.
Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.
Rachel: Well, Joey probably thinks Ill just embarrass him. Yknow, he thinks Im some kind of a soap opera nutWhich Im not! Im not. Although I do know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. (Starts stroking his arm) And uh, and that your-your dogs name is Wally. Well look at that, Im just stroking your arm.
Rachel: Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?
Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that!
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
CHANDLER: I'll see you guys later, I gotta go...do a thing.
Monica: Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.
Chandler: Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?
Chandler: (to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
WAITER: Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
WAITER: Do I dare ask?
Phoebe: What are we gonna do? I'm starving.
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
ROSS: We're just tryin' to do a nice thing here.
MONICA: Do I know you?
MACHINE: Here comes the beep, you know what to do.
ROSS: Come on, don't do this.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
ROSS: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
RACHEL: Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Phoebe: Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. (Ben starts to cry) Oh my God, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?
PHOEBE: Ok, do you know A minor?
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
PHOEBE: Ok, do you know how to go from D to A minor?
CHANDLER: What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?
RACHEL: Do you?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.
CHAN: OK, let's do it. [Monica looks at him funny] What?
JOEY: Yeah, someplace nice. (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney? (at Central Perk)
MONICA: Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle?
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
JOEY: Do we need a cake?
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
RACH: Hey, there was one Italian guy, OK, and do you even have a point?
RACH: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, I do that cause it makes me look taller.
MNCA: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Rachel: Phoebe, Im going to Rosss wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, Im still in love with him! I mean, hey, yknow, I like Ross as much as the next guy, yknow? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings dont mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesnt mean that-that Im still in love with him. Yknow? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love himOhh! Oh my God! Oh mywhy didnt you tell me?!!
ROSS: I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?
RACH: Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.
RACH: Oh! I do not have chubby ankles!
JOEY: Oh, yeah, I do.
ROSS: Look, can, can you do something for me?
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, weve done it before well do it again, itll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
(Thinking quickly, Chandler desperately tries to remember anything to do with schizophrenia....)
JOEY: Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.
JOEY: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
Phoebe: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really needed that. (Goes and sits down.)
FBOB: Hey, do you need me to pick you up?
Chandler: Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
PHOE: Oh, well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme.
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
JOEY: Maybe they do. I've been doin' this ten years and I haven't gotten anywhere. There's gotta be a reason.
ROSS: What do you mean?