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Phoebe: No, and so there's no one to walk me down the aisle and... well, I would just really love it if you would do it.
Phoebe: So... what do you say?
Ross: I'll do it!
Mike: You both wanna do it? Uhm... there's only room for one.
Rachel: What, what, what, no, I don't wanna do that.
Ross: I'll do it! (Monica approaches)
Mike: Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?
Monica: You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike! (to Phoebe and Mike). Now, in regard to the toast, okay, you wanna keep them short, nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing and get out!
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Phoebe: Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid.
Monica: Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.
Mike: Joey, I kinda have a lot to do today, what do you want?
Phoebe: No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?
Joey: (staring at the ice sculpture) How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that? (They all glare at him)
Ross: Rachel, only one of us can do it, you have to choose. You and me together again. (he winks at her and Rachel looks disgusted)
Rachel: You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick.
Joey: Hey, what are you guys gonna do?
Rachel: Since when do you watch the news?
Rachel: Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?
Phoebe: (Turning to Mike) What do you think?
Phoebe: Me too! (turning to Monica) Monica, do you think we could do it?
Chandler and Ross: I'll do it!
Joey: I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.
Chandler: (quickly) I'll do it.
Monica: So, you're ready to do this?
Joey: Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?
Joey: Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?
Phoebe: I do.
(Joey has a "Yeah you do" smile on his face)
Joey: Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?
Mike: I do.
Ross: Come on Chappy, do your business. MAKE! MA-AKE! I did not sign on for this.
Jim: Do you like to party?
Phoebe: Wow! You do?
Phoebe: All right, all right, well just do our best. Okay? So lets say Im the interviewer and Im meeting you for the first time. Okay. "Hi! Come on in, Im uh, Regina Philange."
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Phoebe: Oh yeah well, Im sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?
Ross: You do?
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?
Monica: Really you can do that?
Phoebe: Okay, so maybe you dont get her a ring. Maybe you-maybe you do something different. Yknow? Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, yknow? Or an engagement tiara? Orooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket! (Picks one up from the display in the corner.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?
Monica: Okay, I got my note cards. (To Chandler) Do you got the presents?
Mr. Geller: Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight. You can do this.
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Rachel: Do I have my own castle?
Phoebe: Then you better do it now.
Rachel: Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
Phoebe: I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can you do it tomorrow night though?
Parker: You do?!
Monica: Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.
Parker: So what do you want me to do, you want me to be more negative, less happy?
Monica: (starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?
Joey: No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me, but I said no.
Joey: Oh, not at all. Happy to do it.
The Interviewer: I really appreciate you taking the time to do this.
Joey: Matter of fact, I do.
Monica: How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.
Phoebe: I just talked him into it, dont tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people.
Rachel: What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
The Interviewer: How do you spell that? So we can get it right.
Mike: This is the first time hes ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Joey: Oh, I do. (Gives her the Joey-love look.) How you doin?
The Interviewer: Okay, how about when youre not working. What do you do in your spare time?
Monica: Youre wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?
Phoebe: About twenty, a couple people from work who had something else to do.
Ross: Well do you want some help?
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango card do?
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Rachel: Yes. Yes I do.
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
Monica: Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you dont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!
Rachel: Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own.
Mrs. Green: Oh youre gonna do that ten times a day?
Mrs. Green: No dear, thats what babies do.
Rachel: I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!
Rachel: I do. I really do. I dont know anything.
Rachel: No! Joey please! Please dont! Please dont leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! (Starts to cry.)
Rachel: Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies?
Mrs. Green: Thats true. You do have another child.
Monica: (laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?
Monica: All right, well why dont I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!
Ross: Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?
Ross: Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after
Ross: (interrupting her) Okay. Okay. If uh, if youre gonna do this, then Im gonna do that. (Points to the bathroom.) So (Starts for the bathroom.)
Joey: Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
Chandler: Thats what I do now.
Chandler: The front page? You really do live in your own little world, dont ya?
Cashier: Do you uh, want these things delivered Mr. and Mrs. Geller?
Ross: Excellent! Excellent, now-now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango card?
Chandler: What is it that I do?
Chandler: Me! I do that. So Seriously, do I look okay? Im little nervous.
Monica: Spoon? (Hands him one and he tastes it.) So, what do you think?
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
Phoebe: I see. Nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way.
Phoebe: Um-hmm, thats good to know. But lets stop focusing on what you dont do, and start focusing on what you do do.
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: I have nothing to do with casting.
Monica: You do?
Ross: Whats uh, whats going on? Do you not, do you not like Katie?
Ross: Do you feel better?
Monica: No youre fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?
Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? Cause Ill do it.
Estelle: Yeah, what time do you wanna pick me up? (Joey hangs up on her.) Hello?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!
Rachel: (thinking) Youre going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, youre going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)
Chandler: This is so exciting! Its so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?
Phoebe: Its interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?
Joey: Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)
Phoebe: Ugh, its so exhausting waiting for death. Ohh, by the way, do you think you could(Groans, hacks, and then freezes with her eyes open and her tongue hanging out.)
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
Dr. Long: Well do a quick check.
Ross: Do them!!
Rachel: Great! We will do all of those.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Dr. Long: Actually, theyre things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience Ive found that some of them are quite effective.
Monica: Do it!
Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
Monica: Im just saying its been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!
Rachel: Oh honey, dont worry. I really do feel like tomorrows the day.
Rachel: I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.
Rachel: I didnt uh, really have time to read this part of the books, but do you think we have time to
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Ross: (simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.
Phoebe: I do! I do! I do! (Chases her into the hall, but Rachel doesnt stop.) I do! (Gives up.) Ugh, like I can really chase you. Im carrying a litter.
Chandler: Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?
Monica: Umm, wait! Do you want to set the mood a little?
Monica: Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)
Joey: You do attract some stinkers.