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Phoebe: No, and so there's no one to walk me down the aisle and... well, I would just really love it if you would do it.
Phoebe: So... what do you say?
Ross: I'll do it!
Mike: You both wanna do it? Uhm... there's only room for one.
Rachel: What, what, what, no, I don't wanna do that.
Ross: I'll do it! (Monica approaches)
Mike: Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?
Monica: You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike! (to Phoebe and Mike). Now, in regard to the toast, okay, you wanna keep them short, nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing and get out!
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Phoebe: Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid.
Monica: Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.
Mike: Joey, I kinda have a lot to do today, what do you want?
Phoebe: No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?
Joey: (staring at the ice sculpture) How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that? (They all glare at him)
Ross: Rachel, only one of us can do it, you have to choose. You and me together again. (he winks at her and Rachel looks disgusted)
Rachel: You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick.
Joey: Hey, what are you guys gonna do?
Rachel: Since when do you watch the news?
Rachel: Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?
Phoebe: (Turning to Mike) What do you think?
Phoebe: Me too! (turning to Monica) Monica, do you think we could do it?
Chandler and Ross: I'll do it!
Joey: I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.
Chandler: (quickly) I'll do it.
Monica: So, you're ready to do this?
Joey: Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?
Joey: Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?
Phoebe: I do.
(Joey has a "Yeah you do" smile on his face)
Joey: Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?
Mike: I do.
Ross: Come on Chappy, do your business. MAKE! MA-AKE! I did not sign on for this.
Joey: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
Monica: What does she do there?
Chandler: But we don't do that.
Monica: Drunk enough that I know I wanna do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?
(They do so and they take off their clothes.)
Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
Monica: You do?!
Chandler: Sure you do.
Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?
Rachel: What do you really want to do?
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
Molly: No, you stay, I'll do it (takes Emma from Rachel).
Joey: How do you think she's doing?
Gavin: Why do you even care if I was looking at her? Are you jealous?
Chandler: Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's what we're gonna do.
Ross: Listen, can you do me a favor? I'm gonna be out today. Can you just keep an eye on Joey, make sure nothing happens between him and Molly?
Chandler: Allright, fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. Because you know as well as I do that once Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he's going to have sex with it.
Chandler: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.
Ross: Do you perhaps seeing a note on top of it?
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
Joey: Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.
Ross: Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?
Chandler: No, no I just ah, didnt do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly dont deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.
Gavin: I do have feelings for you.
Rachel: You do?
Gavin: You don't mind? (puts it around her neck) Well, what do you know, it fits!
Rachel: All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)
Chandler: Oh, uh, well, I haven't seem it but if I do I'll let you know.
Chandler: No no no. Good. So you're moving on? Do you have any idea where you're moving?
Ross: Excuse me. Hi, Im a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
Joey: Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?
Joey: All right let's just do this.
Ross: That's funny...Do you think you'll ever work again?
Gavin: Do you have fever? Let me see. Hum...
Mike: Well... I'll... just show you what I'm gonna do about it... (he hits David's finger with his finger and they start to finger-fight using their fingers as swords saying all kinds of macho crap)
Phoebe: No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
Joey: What the hell am I supposed to do!
Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
Michelle: Hey, do you want to go away this weekend?
Rachel: How do you know about that?
Rachel: Whoa, how do you know about that?
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Ross: Yeah, maybe not. So what you wanna do?
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Ross: Yeah, that'll do it.
Phoebe: So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
Monica: Sure, we'll do that. What are you up to?
Phoebe: So now what do we do?
Phoebe: How do you even know a woman like that?
Chandler: I don't do that.
Chandler: I am not working. There's not much to do around here!
Monica: So, let's do this.
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Rachel (feeling awkward): So, what do think you wanna order? I'm really excited about that chicken.
Steve: I do like my hair.
Waiter #2: What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.
Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she?
Phoebe: Don't, don't do the plan-laugh.
Waiter: Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight. Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Phoebe: Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together! (They embrace and Mike kisses Phoebe) Oh god, we're really going to move in together!
Joey: Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?
Joey: You're gonna do it?
Rachel: No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic laugh.)
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Monica: You're a pig. And you can't do this.
Monica: We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!
Monica: Is that a bit you guys do?
Chandler: What? What do you mean you know?
Rachel: Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Monica: I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?
Phoebe: I do love Mike.
Monica: Unless... Maybe we do it here. I mean, how much can she even be aware of at this age?
Chandler: God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
Chandler: They...do that?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Joey: Hey uh, where do you guys want this?
Phoebe: Right. Except that I do want to get married.
Mike: I want to live with you too! Let's do that!
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
Ross: (he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room)
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Monica: But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
Joey: How do you think I got him in the first place?
Joey: Look forget it forget it... I can't do it.
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Ross: No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.
Chandler: (into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?
Monica: Alright, who wants to do it?
Ross: Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the "I get to see my wife," part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)
Joey: I'll do it!! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.
Rachel, Chandler and Monica: Please, just do it!