words in movies
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
Monica: I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, whos boss.
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Drew: I didnt think you were gay. I do now.
Phoebe: Hey! You guys, Im writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?
Phoebe: All good, thanks. (to Rachel) Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname thats easier to rhyme?
Rachel: Well, so what does he do?
Joey: Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Phoebe: If shes no fun, why do you want to date her at all?
The Waiter: Hey! He has a name, its Dragon. Do you wanna know your name? Check your hat. (to another waiter) We did the hat right? (The other waiter nods yes.)
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
Phoebe: So! Ross doesnt really decorate his tree with floss, but you dont hear him complaining do you? God! (Phoebe hits her guitar which wakes up Ross with a start.)
Monica: (starting to cry) Im a good person. And Im a good chef, and I dont deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Yknow what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is
Monica: You do?
Joey: You bet I do! I just ah, wasnt listening then, thats all.
Joey: What are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Chandler: Oh, uh, well, I haven't seem it but if I do I'll let you know.
Chandler: No no no. Good. So you're moving on? Do you have any idea where you're moving?
Ross: Excuse me. Hi, Im a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
Joey: Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?
Joey: All right let's just do this.
Ross: That's funny...Do you think you'll ever work again?
Gavin: Do you have fever? Let me see. Hum...
Mike: Well... I'll... just show you what I'm gonna do about it... (he hits David's finger with his finger and they start to finger-fight using their fingers as swords saying all kinds of macho crap)
Phoebe: No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
Joey: What the hell am I supposed to do!
Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
Michelle: Hey, do you want to go away this weekend?
Rachel: How do you know about that?
Rachel: Whoa, how do you know about that?
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Ross: Yeah, maybe not. So what you wanna do?
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Ross: Yeah, that'll do it.
Phoebe: So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
Monica: Sure, we'll do that. What are you up to?
Phoebe: So now what do we do?
Phoebe: How do you even know a woman like that?
Chandler: I don't do that.
Chandler: I am not working. There's not much to do around here!
Monica: So, let's do this.
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Rachel (feeling awkward): So, what do think you wanna order? I'm really excited about that chicken.
Steve: I do like my hair.
Waiter #2: What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.
Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she?
Phoebe: Don't, don't do the plan-laugh.
Waiter: Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight. Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Phoebe: Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together! (They embrace and Mike kisses Phoebe) Oh god, we're really going to move in together!
Joey: Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?
Joey: You're gonna do it?
Rachel: No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic laugh.)
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Monica: You're a pig. And you can't do this.
Monica: We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!
Monica: Is that a bit you guys do?
Chandler: What? What do you mean you know?
Rachel: Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Monica: I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?
Phoebe: I do love Mike.
Monica: Unless... Maybe we do it here. I mean, how much can she even be aware of at this age?
Chandler: God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
Chandler: They...do that?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Joey: Hey uh, where do you guys want this?
Phoebe: Right. Except that I do want to get married.
Mike: I want to live with you too! Let's do that!
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
Ross: (he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room)
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Monica: But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
Joey: How do you think I got him in the first place?
Joey: Look forget it forget it... I can't do it.
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Ross: No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.
Chandler: (into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?
Monica: Alright, who wants to do it?
Ross: Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the "I get to see my wife," part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)
Joey: I'll do it!! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.
Rachel, Chandler and Monica: Please, just do it!
Rachel: You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?
Rachel: (touched) You would do that? I never get picked!
Chandler: Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Cecilia: Id love to, but my lawyer said I cant do that anymore.
Rachel: This is easy...Can't do this! (Moves away...and finds her sweater sleeve stuck to the drawer) Oh! Wow! Seriously I can't do this. (Fiddles more)
Phoebe: Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do.
Joey: And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?
Chandler: So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Monica: Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?
Monica: What do you think brought than on?
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, maybe that's something to do with the fact that I saw him do a love scene yesterday.
Rachel: So do you think that my dream means anything?
Monica: I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake.
Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, Im sure theyll come back when we can do it right.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off. What to you want to do?
ROSS: I do.� I do.� Although, it's actually a lager.
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Phoebe: I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Rachel: You do that every year??