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Phoebe: No, cause she didnt tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean Ive only got a week left, yknow? Ive really gotta start living now! (So she picks up the latest copy of Car and Driver (a U.S. auto magazine), leans back, and starts reading.)
Joey: Well, Ive just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didnt have naked chicks on it.
Chandler: Okay, its not a check. Theyre saying your health insurance expired because, you didnt work enough last year.
Phoebe: I was preparing you for mydidnt you think I was dead? Did that not come off?
Ross: It went great! And I didnt need any jokes or naked chicks either!
Joey: Or, I could just point to it! Huh? Blah, blah, blah, Purina One, point to a bag today. (She just looks at him.) I didnt get it, did I?
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Ross: Wow! I didnt know that there was a Pottery Barn up here.
Phoebe: I didnt know Playboy prints jokes.
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didnt. I did.
Rachel: I just y'know, I didnt expect him to be this happy so soon. Ufff. Ooo-ooh! (sits down on the curb)
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Phoebe: But are you saying that you would move out if I didnt buy that lamp?
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
Monica: (embarrassed) (To Phoebe and Rachel) I didnt even tell him to say that. (They hug). All right youre off my list.
Joey: No, no, I didnt mean you. But, you believed me, huh?
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Joey: (crying) You didnt cry when Bambis mother died?
Chandler: Oh they didnt want to come!
Chandler: That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Chandler: So you didnt mean any of that?!
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
Ross: Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didnt stop it. I guess I-I just wasnt thinking
Rachel: Well why didnt you take the job?
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Chandler: You didnt get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
Ross: And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didnt know he was in there. (They all kinda look at him.)
Phoebe: I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?
Dr. Roger: Ohh! Didnt know! Okay!
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. If you must know the truth, I didnt want to lose a perfectly good assistant.
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh
Phoebe: Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.
Ross: Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?
Joey: Yeah, hes the reason I didnt get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.
Rachel: Well, he didnt say, but it was a fire. Im guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!
Monica: Its Chandlers way of pretending he didnt take mime.
Phoebe: You guys, why didnt you tell me you were eloping?
Monica: (angrily) It wasnt funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didnt you pick me?
Rachel: Oh my God! It sure didnt look this way when I lived here.
Monica: Joey! You didnt even know her!
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
Chandler: You mean you didnt get it from this?
Chandler: You didnt see how mad he was, yknow?
Ross: I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didnt finish the whole letter!
Chandler: Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didnt I?
Paul: Dont worry about it, I just didnt realize you were married. (Rachel returns and hears that.)
Ross: I cant believe he didnt come!
Rachel: I didnt know you could get married here.
Rachel: My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!
Monica: Oh please, he didnt hear it! He didnt hear it!!
Joey: I didnt do that! Who wouldve done that?!
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Ross: co-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love with you. Obviously I didnt handle it very well. But if you think about it the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.
Phoebe: I didnt do it! It was Chandler! Hes Hes mad at you!
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Phoebe: I cant! I cant! Unless Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didnt buy that lamp?
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Ross: Yeah, you didnt get one.
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Chandler: No I didnt!
Monica: I didnt change!
Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didnt want to talk to anyone, especially me?
Mr. Bowmont: I was actually relieved uh I didnt win the boat. My wife wouldve killed me.
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Joey: We didnt ruin it!
Rachel: Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.
Chandler: Well why didnt you stop her?! Why didnt you just tell her it was a plan?!
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Mrs. Geller: Well it was Chandler! We didnt think hed ever propose!
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Rachel: Yeah, I didnt want you to get hit by the boom!
Phoebe: You didnt leave lipstick marks on the phone.
Joey: Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didnt know there.
Joey: I want this part so much! Yknow? If I dont get this part Im never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!No, I didnt say that! Thats a lie.
Ross: Dude, you didnt say Die Hard. Is everything okay?
Phoebe: Well, didnt you just hear what I said?!
Richard: I didnt ask. You wanna come in?
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Kim: You didnt cancel the fabric order from Taiwan?
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Rachel: Oh sorry didnt mean to interrupt. Its just such a beautiful space; do you do a lot of weddings here?
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
Rachel: Maybe its not as bad as I think. Yknow, maybe they didnt take it the way I meant it.
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Phoebe: Really? So she said, she didnt wanna live with me anymore?
Joey: I didnt tell him. I didnt know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Ross: I cant believe they-they didnt even tell us!
Phoebe: Dont you see? Everyones looking at me! The plans working! I didnt even have to take off my top yet!
Phoebe: Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!