words in movies
JOEY: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?
ROSS: So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?
MONICA: Oh look, and he did my crossword puzzle.
PHOEBE: Happy Christmas Eve Eve. [sees Ross's picture frame] Oh my God, where did you get this?
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
RACHEL: Did you just break the radiator?
MONICA: So, wait, you really did like my cookies?
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Ross: Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?
Monica: You did not go!
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.
Ross: (jealous) So, um... where did Paolo come from?
Ross: Wha-What did he say that was so funny?
Chandler: You did?
Monica: I did.
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Rachel: So, um, did she...
Phoebe: (following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!
Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money?
Joey: (to Monica) We did?
Girl: We did?
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!
Phoebe: Pumpkin? Yeah. But did he ever call you like, Budolph?
Carol: I did.
Phoebe: Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? I mean, that was just mean.
Ross: What, that we had a baby? Come on lets give him a little credit, although, he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier.
Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him?
Joey: Aww, man. Thats the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out hes my roommate, shes gonna tell him what I did.
Phoebe: I can't believe you did that!
Ross: No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.
Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
Monica: ...What did I ask?
Mike: Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?
Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Joey: Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything.
Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.
Monica: So, did I hear Poconos?
Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)
Phoebe: Did you ever feed him a poison capsule that made him bleed from the eyes?
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
Rachel: Did you not get a good enough look the other day?
Joey: Ma, I'm sorry. I just did what I thought you'd want.
Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
Joey: Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!! Come on! Its like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channies!!
Chandler: I did, but...
Phoebe: You know, did you ride mopeds? 'Cause I've heard... (they stare at her)... oh, I see... it's not about that right now. OK.
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Listens) Yeah, eight o'clock. (Listens) What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?... (Listens) OK, great. (Listens) All right, I'll see you then. Bye. (hangs up)
Mrs. Tribbiani: Of course I knew! What did you think? Your father is no James Bond. You should've heard some of his cover stories. "I'm sleeping over at my accountant's," I mean, what is that? Please!
MONICA: Hi sweetie, look before I forget, did I leave my diaphram at your place? Hi mom. [she starts throwing oranges at Ross who's looking pleased with himself]
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
Ross: (looking at the remote) How did he do this?
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Chandler: Did you see Betty?
Ross: Thanks, Dad, really, I ju... you know, I just, I just needed to know, um... when did you start to feel like a father?
Rachel: (Tapping the clipboard) well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my "In case of emergency" person?
Ross: Well did you try calling her?
Phoebe: I can't believe you did this.
Phoebe: I can't believe you... (holding up Joey's cardigan) ..did this.
Chandler: Hey, come on, you came through, you did what you had to do. That is very dad.
Rachel: Ugh, horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing!
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
Chandler: And then he did.
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Rachel: So, did you shave your legs?
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Chandler: I did not say fat! I said, "Fa-aa-aw-ow "
Ross: Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today?
Mr. Heckles: I left a Belgian waffle out here, did you take it?
Rachel: Hey... hi, ladies... uh, can I get you anything? (to Monica, quietly): Did you bring the mail?
Joey: Um, sure! Did you, uh, did you try turning the knob back the other way?
Woman No. 2: Did I put too much rum in here?
Ross: Hi, did you order some bananas?
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
(The group does the same horrible dance that Joey did earlier in the show, except they're all out of sync and they do the jazz hands at the end.)
Phoebe: Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.
Mindy: (to Rachel) You did it twice?
Monica: I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.
Monica: Just like you told her you did! (Chandler glares at her.) ... Just pointing out the irony.
Phoebe: Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?
Monica: Did not.
Young Ethan: Oh god, don't tell me, I did it wrong.
Susan: You did!
Monica: Did you go home and change?
Phoebe: Did I miss it, did I miss it?
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
Joey: Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back.
Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.
Susan: Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.
Amy: Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Phoebe: Oh, I love paper mache! What did you make?
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
Joey: I know! Neither did I!
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Chandler: What stupid thing did you do?
Monica: Rachel, how did this happen?
Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?