words in movies
Phoebe: Okay. (They shake hands and she pulls away suddenly) Oh my God! What did I ever do to you?! (Rubbing her hand.)
Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard?
Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
Phoebe: Come on, seriously! When did it end?
Rachel: Ugh, horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing!
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Joey: Damnit!! Did you move?!
Rachel: (entering) Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!
Rachel: Okay-okay that-that's amazing. How did you know that?
Phoebe: Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.
Phoebe: You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
Joey: I did not know that! Thank you Monica. (Starts to leave) I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Phoebe: We did! We violated Section 12 Paragraph 7 of the criminal code!
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
Monica: Did not.
Chandler: Yes you did! Admit it! You freaked out!
Charlie: No, but he did just win the McArthur genius grant.
Chandler: (to Monica) So, how did you enjoy the play?
Chandler: Did somebody sign your bra?
Monica: Oh my God! You cleaned! (Gasps) Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Ross: Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.
Rachel: Oh, OH! Wow, I love those! Where did you get them?
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Rachel: Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!
Rachel: Oh! Phoebe, why did you lie to me about working here?
Ross: (perplexed for a moment) Wait a minute... when you guys walked into the Met, did you go to the right?
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!
Zack: Uhm... no. Although I did have an uncle who voted for Dukakis.
Zack: (looking very puzzled) Okaaay... so eh... so tell me, how did you guys meet.
Rachel: Oh God. You did. You heard. Ok, listen, let me explain.
Zack: No you did.
David: I'm sorry, uh... I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know... Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
Charlie: Oh my God! Did you talk to him?
Chandler: I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?
Ross: What, oh my God. What did you do?
Ross: What did it say?
Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
Charlie: So, why did you break up?
Joey: Right, of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech?
Gavin: Exactly how contagious is this thing you have? I mean is it a cold for standing on the balcony or did a monkey bite you?
Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
Ross: Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face! I mean... uh, did you know you were (giggles) mouthing the words along with me?
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Did you know this about him?
Rachel: Yeah, he did! (smiling) Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!
Monica: (threatening) Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one! Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?
Charlie: I don't think they did.
Ross: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." -- How did you know?
Charlie: So, did you talk to Joey?
Joey: It's okay. You know, I totally understand, alright? You guys, make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know. And... I want you to be happy.
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Joey: So, did you err... did you tell Ross?
Joey: Yeah, but it did happen, so...
Joey: Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? (Chandler looks annoyed at him and Joey leans in to him) Oh! Secret teapot?
(Chandler looks like he did the time he swallowed the toy in 605 TOW Joey's Porsche. It's the hair in his coffee.)
Joey: So, did you bring a little something for Ross?
Chandler: Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Monica: Why? What did you do in the bathroom?
Bill: What? Where did you hear that?
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Ross: Thanks. Did you stay here all night?
Ross: I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?
Rachel: I am sorry, I don’t know, I am sorry, I don’t know why I did that!
Phoebe: I did!
Phoebe: No, it did not.
Joey: (sighs) Wow... I did not see this coming.
Rachel: What did you get her?
Joey: Well, that one did not have Emma's face on it.
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Phoebe: Her name is Precious? Is she a purebreed or did you pick her up at the pound?
Monica: Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?
Joey: So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?
Chandler: I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
Joey: What did I just say?
Ross: (gives up) Yes, yes, you did.
Rachel: See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?
Amy: Why, did something happen to his falafel cart?
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Monica: Hey, what did you guys do today?
Monica: In one year?! My God what did she eat? Her-her family! Thats not the point.
Ross: Did she (points at Amy) do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
Ross: Did you just say "break up with Charlie"?
CHANDLER: Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him?� (Monica tips her head slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?")� I heard it.
Rachel: Did you just say Emma?
Monica: Damn it, I did not think this through!
Monica: Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting?
Benjamin: Well, yes, and now. Yes I did say it, and no, I didn't not say it.
Chandler: (looks surprised) What!? Of course I did!
Rachel: Did you watch the tape?
Chandler: (now yelling) (pretending to look shocked) I did!
Chandler: What did I just say?
Chandler: Hey, guys! Come on! You gotta see what Emma just did.
Charlie: Did you get the grant?
Chandler: Yes, and I have to say, I am not just hurt. I am insulted. When I tell somebody I did something...
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?
Rachel: Woow!I haven't seen you this worked up since you did that dog food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog!
Phoebe: So what did you two do about it?
Phoebe: Sure, I so glad we did this. It feels so good!
Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!
Phoebe: Am I? Really? Am I? Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong! Well, think about it, think about it, you'll be trying to top than you did last year. You'd be in competition... with yourself.
Joey: (quivering with anger) I did not care for that!
Rachel: Because I already did!
Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
Ross: Did I do something to you?
Chandler: (to Monica) Look! Look! Look what the... Look what... Look what the floating heads did!
Monica: Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right?
Rachel: (staring at him) Whno, but yknow who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille.
Chandler: Yeah, I did.
Joey: (Visibly annoyed) NOW look what you did!!
Joey: I had a dream once about a fax machine that did that. (Ross picks it up)
Joey: Oh, name one friend of yours that I did that with.
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.