words in movies
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.