words in movies
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)