words in movies
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?