words in movies
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?