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David: Ahh! Sh(Beep)it that hurt!
David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-whenI mean when
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
(Joey hugs Rosss neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)
(David smiles.)
David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.
David: No! Come on!
(David and Matt just lose it then.)
David: The good thing about the young kids though, theyre completely unpredictable. Which is a lot of fun as an actor to respond with. But there was one story
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
David: Yeah, hes saying Da-Da.
David: Le Blanc.
David: Yeah!
(David puts his napkin up to his mouth and starts laughing at his own line. Matt notices him after a while and starts laughing as well.)
David: Okay, were good.
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
(David is laughing.)
David: Pivat!! (In a high pitched voice) Pivat!!!
David: Hes gone. Hes
David: We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each others performance, and we like each other.
David: Well thank you so much.
David: That is too much!
Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
David: Yeah, Im just, Im just in town for a conference. Umm, God you look phenomenal!
David: -make the decision-
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly With Minor Adjustments by: Tennant Stuart
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
Teleplay by: Scott Siveri Story by: David J. Lagana Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: In fact, ehm... I going to kiss you now. (David holds Phoebe and wants to kiss her.)
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Christoph P�per
Phoebe: (shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's uhm... one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor.
David: Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
Emily: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesnt wear a cup.
Ross: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like hes jamming.)
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Directed by: David Schwimmer (Yeah, that David Schwimmer.)
David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down)
David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
David: No, but I can't-
Originally written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu] Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
David: (noticing Phoebe) Oh my God!
Monica: David who?
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
David: Phoebe?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
David: I mean, theres a statue in Minsk
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.]
David: Bye Phoebe. (He gets in and the cab drives off. Joey walks up and witnesses that event.)
Phoebe: ThatIts not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, hes very special to me.
David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, yknow, next time youre in Minsk umm
David: I-I do though.
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, David has a cab waiting to take him to the airport and hes saying goodbye to Phoebe.]
Phoebe: David Lynn.
Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
(Monica (Courtney Cox) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) are laughing. That then causes Lisa and Jennifer come out of character and start laughing hysterically. And that finally causes David Schwimmer to come out of character and start laughing as well. Matthew decides to sing along now as well.)
Monica: Whos David Lynn?
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
David: Damn it!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
David: Wow, you look even... more beautiful than you did yesterday.
Monica: You have to tell David!
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
David: Oh... oh...
David: No... well, yeah.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine.]
David: In Minsk...
David: No... no...
Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
David: ...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.
David: But... ergo...
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
David: But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.
Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.
David: Oh, you're going to Minsk?
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
David: Why? Wh-What are you going to do about it?
David: Right... Goodbye Phoebe. (Makes a move to kiss her.)
Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt! (they stop and Phoebe gets David's jacket and gives it to him) Here David, you should just go.
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
David: Yeah, I-I don't, I can't get away with stuff like that. I-I-It sounded sexy in my head, so I...
David: Really? Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there.
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
David: Phoebe! Hi!
David: Well, after eight years of research I discovered that it can't be done.
David: Ah well, I-I'm seeing someone.
David: Good, good, life is good...
David: Do you wanna get a drink?
Phoebe: David?
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
David: Wow, you look unbelievable.
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?
Rachel: No, that's David.