words in movies
Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
David: (noticing Phoebe) Oh my God!
Monica: David who?
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
David: Phoebe?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
David: I mean, theres a statue in Minsk
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
Phoebe: ThatIts not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, hes very special to me.
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.]
David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, yknow, next time youre in Minsk umm
David: I-I do though.
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
David: Bye Phoebe. (He gets in and the cab drives off. Joey walks up and witnesses that event.)
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-whenI mean when
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
David: Hes gone. Hes
(David and Matt just lose it then.)
David: No! Come on!
David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.
David: Le Blanc.
David: Yeah!
David: Okay, were good.
David: Well thank you so much.
(David smiles.)
(David is laughing.)
Monica: Whos David Lynn?
(Monica (Courtney Cox) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) are laughing. That then causes Lisa and Jennifer come out of character and start laughing hysterically. And that finally causes David Schwimmer to come out of character and start laughing as well. Matthew decides to sing along now as well.)
David: That is too much!
Phoebe: David Lynn.
Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, David has a cab waiting to take him to the airport and hes saying goodbye to Phoebe.]
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
David: We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each others performance, and we like each other.
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
David: Damn it!
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
David: Oh... oh...
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
Monica: You have to tell David!
David: Wow, you look even... more beautiful than you did yesterday.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine.]
David: But... ergo...
Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
David: Right... Goodbye Phoebe. (Makes a move to kiss her.)
David: Really? Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there.
David: No... no...
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
David: ...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
David: But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.
Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
David: Oh, you're going to Minsk?
David: Why? Wh-What are you going to do about it?
Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt! (they stop and Phoebe gets David's jacket and gives it to him) Here David, you should just go.
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
David: No... well, yeah.
David: In Minsk...
David: Yeah, I-I don't, I can't get away with stuff like that. I-I-It sounded sexy in my head, so I...
David: Yeah, hes saying Da-Da.
David: Well, after eight years of research I discovered that it can't be done.
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
David: Ah well, I-I'm seeing someone.
David: Phoebe! Hi!
David: Good, good, life is good...
David: Do you wanna get a drink?
Phoebe: David?
David: Wow, you look unbelievable.
David: Yeah, I don't know why, I'm sorry, I guess I just didn't want to lose face.
(Charlie and Rachel arrive. They see David and Phoebe leave)
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?
Rachel: No, that's David.
David: Great.
David: It's ok. Ho-honest mistake.
Phoebe: I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.
David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?
David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
David: That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!
David: I'm sorry, uh... I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know... Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
David: Mike is your ex... uh... boyfriend!