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Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Ross: A date?
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Joey: They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.]
Phoebe: Yknow, just some good faith money to hold the date.
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Stu: Either that or shes just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
Mona's Date: Its awfully pink. (Ross mouths, "Its salmon!")
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Mona's Date: Oh, its okay.
Joey: (Realizes that he has forgotten all about the double date) Oh my God!
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his date.]
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
Joey: Date of birth?
Joey: Its pretty, Okay date of birth?
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Joey: Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.
Ross: so how'd the date go?
Joey: listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
Rachel: My due date is in one week!
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
Rachel: Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
Rachel: This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
Rachel: Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish my date hadn't shown up.
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Joeys Date: Sorry about that, but I couldnt get that lock to work on the door.
Chandler: I'd love to stay, but I have eh... (points at the cup) got a hot date... (starts to leave)
Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!
Phoebe: You have a... You have a date? With who?
Joey: Yeah. It's actually our first official date
Ross: Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
Joey: Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!
Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. Ill take care of everything.
Mike: I have a date.
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
Chandler: How was your date with Joey?
[Scene: A restaurant. Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah. They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two. Their waiter approaches with two plates.]
Ross: Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!
[Scene: Another restaurant. Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve. Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy.]
Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Chandler: So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
[Scene: Delmonico's. Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine. The waiter comes up to him again.]
Ross: The first date we've had in months, and they were both such disasters.
Rachel: Hi... I'm on a date...
[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]
Waiter: Are you worried your date came, saw you, and left?
Ross: Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate.