words in movies
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
Rachel: Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like Im going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and Im wearing underwear that goes up to about (She snaps the waistband on her underwear that is just slightly below her breasts) there.
Joey: Hey come on now, this is a real date. Uh, so nice place you got here. Foosball, huh? Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman.
Rachel: Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good dateOh, I almost forgot. I didnt pay you the rent check.
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? Were on a date.
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Joey: I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much.
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
Joey's Date: Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Monica: Ohh. And I dont even have a date.
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Rachel: Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
[Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Chandler: And a date with a man!
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Phoebe: All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.]
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
Meg: Well, I dont care about the divorces either, but I wouldnt date him. Its just that hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
Meg: Okay now I wouldnt date you because you seem a little creepy.
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Hillary: You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Jill: Yknow, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but Im not gonna date some random guy from your work.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.
[Scene: The hallway, Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date.]
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
Rachel: Yeah! Its weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date.]
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Chandler: I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! Im right. I'm right. Am I right?
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
[Scene: Hillarys apartment, Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date.]
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
Rachel: See? Now, he could date her.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
Rachel: Im not asking you to go on a date with him!
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Joeys Date: Hi!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Joey: After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Phoebe: Well Its a date.
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Chandler: A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
Ross: A date?