words in movies
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Chandler: Hey! Howd it go?
Ross: Of course he is! What, do you think Id just use my son as-as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Rachel: Fine. (on phone) Hi! Yes, Id like to order a large pizza.
The A.D: Yeah, we loves em. Ive never seen him with(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
Girl: Whatd you think I was, a hooker?
Ross: What you dont think Id go up to her?
Monica: Why? Cause otherwise youd go for it?
Monica: Oh, thatd be great.
Ross: Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, Id be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups.
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Monica: Oh, whatd ya bring me?! (She opens the gift) Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?
Chandler: (to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?
Ross: Hey, whered you get that?
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Monica: Wed love too.
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
Ross: Howd did it go?
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
Chandler: Well, I got a job interview. Its kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and Id be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.
Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Phoebe Sr: Well, because youd be giving up a baby, and I-I really dontI dont know if theres anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. So, umm, (Picks up a puppy in the box next to the couch.)
Phoebe: Hey Leslie, howd you know Id be here?
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
Joey: Yeah. We figured when we couldnt find you, youd gone home to make up with Rachel. Which is probably what you shoulda done. Huh?
Monica: So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Joey: Id really prefer a mountain bike.
Chandler: Thats a bad duck!!! (to Ross) Howd the thing go tonight, Ross?
Ross: Oh yeah, Id love that.
Phoebe: Okay, well if I was in this for the money, Id be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.
Chandler: Y'know, I wouldve bet good money that hed be the first one of us to get married.
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Ross: Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens Id like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.
Pete: Ahh, Id throw another thousand on that.
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Joey: (manages to pry off only a small piece) Aw! Look at that, every inch of this stuff is glued down. Itd take forever to pry this up. You should ah, you should just leave it. (starts to walk away, but Monica grabs him)
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Joanna: Why?! Why?! He said hed call. Why hasnt he called?
Joey: So, so, whatd ya think?
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Rachel: Okay, youd tell me the truth. Right?
Cailin: So. Howd you guys meet?
Pete: Well, if that were true, Id dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. (to Rachel) Come on, you think she should go out with me, dont you?
Phoebe Sr.: So I guess youd like to know how it all happened.
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from Londonwell Shropshire really but yknowwell shes about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if youd like to keep her company this evening?
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Chandler: Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.
Mr. Simon: Why wasnt I offered that? Id definitely pay more for that.
Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore wed never tell!
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
Rachel: Doh!! (pause) Ive got it!
Chandler: No, wed just like to close them.
Ross: Wed like to close our accounts.
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Monica: Well Id probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.
Chip: Oh, like Id give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.
Pete: Im fine! Id fight tonight, if theyd let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle Im marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Joeys Sister: Finally, I thought wed never be alone. Can I just tell you something, I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. (kisses him)
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Episodes Orginally Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, guineapig, Josh Hodge, Aaron D. Howard-Miller, and Kiza Abuzahra.
Chandler: Yeah, thatd be much worse than being 28, and still working here.
Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, Id miss you.
Chandler: Yes, I did. I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke hed ever heard.
Mrs. Potter: Oh really? Well, then youd better tell his other wife, cause she called three times asking where he is.
Melissa: Of course I remember our kiss. I think about it all the time. I can still hear the coconuts knockin together I (Phoebe is shocked.) I just didnt want to tell you cause I didnt think that youd return my love, and now that you have (Leans in to kiss Rachel.)
Chandler: Well, I just thought itd make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Ross: Like em, like em? Or, Id like to get store credit for that amount like em?
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Chandler: Oh-no, yknow with Gandolf wed be out all night!
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Ross: Yeah! Wed meet, wed meet total strangers, and hang out with them!
Monica: Yeah, y'know I-I made a commitment to you. Yknow what, itd be, itd be fun.
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
Joey: Howd it go?
Monica: You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was
The A.D: Theres no way he smells, hes the only one around here with a shower in his dressing room.
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
The A.D: You.
The A.D: You?
The A.D: What?
Joey: Well, suppose until the babys born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-youd just be eating my animals.
The A.D: The one with "Heston" on it.
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Monica: Oh, youre totally welcome! Whatd she say?
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Phoebe: I cant follow Ross! Itd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.
Monica: You know what Id love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheeseNot even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, Im really not high, its just I used to be fat.
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
Ross: Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed have to uh, move here. She should move here!
Phoebe: Oh, okay! (reading) "Would I go back to Allesandros? Sure, but Id have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head." (to Monica) Wow! You really laid into this place.
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
Ross: I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda .. yknow.
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
Phoebe: Oh, howd that happen?
Rachel: Id need an expense account.