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[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joeys grandmother. Im spelling phonetically.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey is giving Chandler the bracelet from season 2.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center Joey is exiting from his room.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think its The One With Fake Monica.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from The Dick Van Dyke show Joey runs into Central Perk carrying a stack of Soap Opera Digests and falls on the step. He does bounce right back up making it all that much funnier.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Ross is eating breakfast with Joey and Monica. Joey is walking towards Ross.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to Ross about the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the brides maid test.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross is taking Ben to visit Rachel whos working there.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the scene described above.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Ross is living with Chandler and Joey. Joey and Ross have built a fort out of boxes, Chandler enters and they stand up slowly.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandlers hotel room in London. As they exit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around their ankles.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, its the one with the fake chocolate. Monica has baked some cookies and Phoebe is trying them.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joeys debut on Days.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to the scene described above.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cleaning the apartment for Monica and is frustrated with things not lining up.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe at the mike.]
[Cut to Monicas work kitchen, shes on fire again and Joey is putting her out.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the bad desert Ross is quickly eating the mound on his plate.]
[Cut to Joey and Janine]
Director: Cut!
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
[Cut to Joey and Janines.]
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
[Cut to Joey and Janines, theyre entering.]
[Cut to the hallway, Janine is entering as Monica is taking out the garbage.]
[Cut to the hallway.]
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
Jill: (To Rachel) Daddy cut me off.
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers, Rachel is entering.]
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
Rachel: Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
[Cut to Joeys, hes on the phone.]
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut back to Joey and Rachels apartment.]
[Cut back to the present.]
Joey: You cant make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut
[Cut to Joey and Rachel approaching table one.]
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Rachels bedroom.]
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
[Cut to Phoebe in another part of the store.]
The Director: And cut!
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
[Cut to Chandler and Monicas as they enter.]
Monica: Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
[Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
The Director: Cut! That was great everybody! Thank you!
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
The Director: Cut!
[Cut to the presenter.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.]
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
[Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
[Cut to an office building.]
The Director: Cut! Wonderful!
PHOEBE: Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. [Chandler jumps out of the car]
Ross: It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!
[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is putting tape on the bottom of his shoes.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel at their table.]
[Cut to Monica walking up to Chandler.]
[Cut to Joey going over to talk to Dennis Phillips.]
[Cut to Chandler in the hallway practicing dancing and is doing it very well.]
Director: Cut! Very nice people!
[cut to later, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Tim are watching the football game, and they all cheer loudly.]
[Cut to Joey and Monica.]
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Eric.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and hes panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]
[Cut back to the present, they are still in each others embrace.]
Chandler: Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said
Ross: Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.
Joey: Ah, just cut me a little sliver. (Monica prepares to cut a little sliver.) A little bigger. (Monica prepares to cut a bigger piece.) Little bigger. (Monica moves the knife again.) What?! Are you afraid youre gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!
(Cut to Phoebe and Parker)
[Cut to the gang.]
(Cut to Phoebe and Joey)
(Cut to Monica and Chandler)