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[Cut to Joeys, hes on the phone.]
[Cut back to Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
[Cut to outside. Phoebe and Joey are walking down the street to Central Perk.]
[Cut to outside Central Perk.]
[Cut to inside Central Perk.]
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's]
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
(cut to Ross and Charlie)
Director: CUT!
[Cut to the guys]
(Ross gets up and gestures to Rachel, we cut to Joey and Rachel)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.)
[Cut to the city street. Monica and Chandler are jogging. Chandler is lagging behind so he hops in a cab and takes off, leaving Monica behind]
(cut to Charlie and Ross)
Phoebe: Ugh, Let's just cut her out!
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm now here we are.
Monica: (To Phoebe) You were going to cut me out?
Monica: I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?
Ross: Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!
Ross (stops recording): Ok, cut! Great. That was... that was just... yeah!
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
Phoebe: Cut her out of our lives! Just ignore her calls and dodge her 'till she gets the point!
[Cut to the hall]
[cut to Monica and Chandler]
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[cut to Monica and Chandler]
[cut to the hall]
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[cut to Monica and Chandler]
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[Flashback scene: We cut back to the 80's party. Rachel and Monica are "dancing".]
[Scene: We cut back to the present. The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking.]
(Cut to Chandler. He's walking around looking for Ross. He sees him kissing a girl next to a vending machine)
Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.
(cut to Ross, Chandler and Rachel)
Phoebe: YOU'RE FIRED! (mimes the CUT again) (pause and she raises her glass) Cheers! (Chandler raises his, smiling and Monica stares at him and he puts down his glass.)
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
(She lets go of the steering wheel to get her cell-phone from her purse. Ross screams and reaches over in order to hold onto the wheel. Cut to the plane. Rachel is sitting in her seat when her cell-phone rings.)
(cut to the street in front of Central Perk where Ross is walking Chappy. He has a plastic bag in his hand.)
(Cut to Phoebe who is in the living room, still on the phone.)
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)
(we cut to Monica)
(She takes off the coat she was wearing over her wedding dress, which is violet and has a darker shade petticoat underneath which shows at one side where the dress is lifted up to about the height of her hip and connected to the petticoat. She's wearing a veil over her curly hair and a low cut top with straps only just hanging over her shoulders.)
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
(Rachel walks up to the gate. Cut to Ross and Phoebe who come running up to the gate.)
(A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together.)
[cut to Monica and Phoebe in the kitchen]
(Ross sadly hangs up the phone, while Phoebe looks at him. Cut to Rachel at the gate. She gives her boarding pass to the gate attendant, and she goes onboard. The gate attendant closes the door and locks it.)
(Cut to Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Ross storm in looking very unhappy)
[Cut to Chandler laying in the bathtub. "Only Time," is playing in the background.]
[Cut to the rest of the gang sitting low on the couch and craning their necks to watch the interview.]
[Cut to Marcel walking along a hallway. He notices a banana on the floor and picks it up. The hand of an unseen person grabs him and carries him away. Then cut to Ross and Rachel on the street outside.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the brides maid test.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers just after Monica has finished telling Chandler what happened.]
[Scene: Their building's lobby, Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox. Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him.]
[Cut to Chandler sitting down near Joey as his mom walks over. His birth mother, not the mother who recently visited one of those clinics in Sweden.]
[Cut to Joey's room, who's going throw his own contractions. Plus, he has Ross in a headlock.]
Director: (To Cameraman) Make sure you get this, theyre gonna want it for the bloopers show. (To everyone) Alright cut! Listen up everyone, when we start again its gonna be the countdown to new years, so I wanna see everybodys excitement.
[Cut to the girls apartment.]
Ross: (voiceover) So when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera. [Cut back to the present day.] It kept rolling and recorded everything.
Monica: (smiling) It's so sweet. It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream and then there's these old maple trees... (gets cut off)
[Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]
[Cut to Chandler entering his and Monicas apartment alight with a thousand candles in The One With The Proposal.]
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachels room.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to Ross about the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone.]
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
[Cut to the casino, Monica is walking through it past the craps table when she notices a chip on the floor. She picks it up and heads to the table.]
[Cut to a shot of the coliseum in Rome, Italy.]
Monica: Well then somebodys snoozing. Joey, not that this uh should affect you at all, but if you were to pick me, I was planning on wearing a sequined dress, cut down to here. (Points to her stomach just above her belly button.)
[Cut to the waiting room, a thrice triumphant Frank returns again.]
[Cut to Rachel listening to a phone conversation between Chandler and Monica in The One With All the Resolutions.]
Chandler: Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? I cant figure this out! Its so hard! Should I get her a (turning to each page) Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or aah-ah! Paper cut!
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey is giving Chandler the bracelet from season 2.]
[Cut to Ross at the kiddie table. He reaches for something and a fart noise emanates which causes the kids to laugh.]
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
[Cut back to the TV, the cops are leading Dr. Wesley out, and as they pass Remoray and Wesley exchange evil glances.]
[Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up and sees a man in a wheelchair with his broken leg extended.]
[Cut to Ross in one of those British phone booths.]
[cut to Joeys bedroom, Joey and Kate are emerging from under the covers.]
Ross: Hi! Yeah! Tommys in line for the bathroom and someone just cut in front of him, I think hes gonna snap. (Hes watching very intently)
[Cut to later, Phoebe is adding butter to something and Ross is watching.]
Monica about to have a heart attack: Okay, listen I know you're having a little bit of a family crisis, but you don't have to take it out on the plates. I mean, I mean in fact I think that everyone should cut their food like this.
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?
[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachels room.]
Ross: This couch, is cut in half! I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half!
(Cut to Chandlers room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is there and after seeing that he isnt, ushers Monica into the room, closes the door, and the security bar.)
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[cut to a new scene, also in Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting, Phoebe is nearby.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, its the one with the fake chocolate. Monica has baked some cookies and Phoebe is trying them.]
[Cut to Earls office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebes and Earls offices with each of their lines.]
[Cut to Chandler and Joeys, Joey and Phoebe are watching TV. The TV is turning off and on, and each time Phoebe is blinking her eyes like the Genie did. The switch obviously controls the outlet which the TV is plugged into.]
[Cut to Chandler trying to hint to Monica that he wanted to move in with her in The One After Vegas.]
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
(Cut to the hall. Owen is wearing his scout-uniform and is looking through a box when Chandler walks up to him.)
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.