words in movies
(cut to Ross, Chandler and Rachel)
Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Phoebe: YOU'RE FIRED! (mimes the CUT again) (pause and she raises her glass) Cheers! (Chandler raises his, smiling and Monica stares at him and he puts down his glass.)
(Cut to Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Ross storm in looking very unhappy)
(Cut to Phoebe who is in the living room, still on the phone.)
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)
(we cut to Monica)
(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)
(She takes off the coat she was wearing over her wedding dress, which is violet and has a darker shade petticoat underneath which shows at one side where the dress is lifted up to about the height of her hip and connected to the petticoat. She's wearing a veil over her curly hair and a low cut top with straps only just hanging over her shoulders.)
(cut to the street in front of Central Perk where Ross is walking Chappy. He has a plastic bag in his hand.)
[Rachel seems touched. She pauses for a moment, then picks up the phone and starts to dial. Cut to Ross at his apartment.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
(Cut to Joey watching TV in the corner. He makes an extravagant gesture of disappointment.)
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to later, they are finishing up the pizza, theres one piece left.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
(cut to later in the day)
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
[cut to Ross and Monica.]
[cut to later, Rosss team has the ball.]
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
[cut to later]
[cut to later, Monicas team has the ball.]
[cut to Ross who walks up to Rachel who is eating a baked pretzel.]
[cut to later, in Rosss huddle.]
[cut to Monica and Rachels.]
[cut to the guys team.]
(Cut to Chandler)
[cut to the girls huddle.]
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
(Cut to Ross and Monica)
[cut to the girls huddle]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
[Cut to the hall, Joeys sister runs up and grabs Chandlers butt.]
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
[cut to Chandler, Joey, and Margha.]
[Cut to The Philly.]
[Cut to kitchen.]
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is trying to close the door on Ross.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[cut to Joey, Rachel, and Tommy.]
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.]
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
[cut to later]
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
[cut to the end of the play]
[cut to Joey as Estelle, Joeys agent, approaches]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
[cut to the gang]
[cut back to the gang.]
[cut to Billy and Robin]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.]
[Cut to Joey hanging up the phone in Vegas. He's wearing a Roman gladiator's uniform and goes over to join a family to pose for a picture. You see, he's apparently taken a job at Caesar's Palace.]
[cut back to Joey on the beach towel]
[cut to later]
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
[cut to later in the game]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
[Cut back to the present day.]
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel. (The phone gets cut off)
[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Joey: Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
Joey: (to the guy operating the chipper) Hey! Hey!! (makes the cut it motion with his hands)