words in movies
MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?
[Scene: Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is in the back seat.]
Cop: (following her) Hey by the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good. (Phoebe's stunned) And where did you find my badge?
Cop: I don't like looking foolish. Y'know what? Maybe uh, I don't arrest you today. Maybe I came by and you weren't here.
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Cop: Yeah. Ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you. You're the prettiest, fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
Cop: Who-who else is in vice up there?
Phoebe: Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you 'cause I'm a cop. (Shows the badge.)
Cop: Sipowicz? No, I don't think so.
Cop: Gary.
Cop: Wow umm, tell Sipowicz I'm real sorry for his loss.
Cop: I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay!
Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Cop: Oh, I know a guy in homicide up there.
Ross: Hey, I'm more cop than you two!
Joey: Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop!
Phoebe: Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!
Chandler: Y'know, when you say partner it doesn't sound cop. It, it sounds gay.
Phoebe: Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you (Points at all of them) with me. (They all look at her.) Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years minimum. Good luck Chandler. (She opens the door to the cop from before.) Okay, you can arrest me. Fine. But you'll never make it stick and you know it!
Phoebe: Ohh, no. (Pause) Oh okay, so you're a cop which means you can park anywhere, 'cause I know that 'cause I'm a cop too. So, all right, keep up the good work. 10-4. (Tries to leave.)
Cop: Yeah. I mean, I coulda done it better, but these people keep staring at me.
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Cop: (stopping her) Hey, wait a second! So wait, what precinct are you with?
Eric: Oh, I have a friend whos a cop and he got it for me.
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
(Gary reaches up to grab that little light that cops have for unmarked cop cars.)
Phoebe: Someday I'll, tell you about the time I stabbed the cop.
[Scene: The Porsche, they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them.]