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[Scene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting for Ross to come of the plane, when she sees he's coming off with another woman.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom.]
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
(He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room.)
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Matthew: Well thank for coming here, its good to see you.
Ross: I just didnt see the fast song coming.
Ross: Maybe its uh Sergeant Sagittarius coming back to flirt some more! (They pull over.)
Ross: Huh, didnt see that coming.
(They hear a knocking sound coming from the hallway and go to investigate.)
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Ross: I think its coming from your bag.
Rachel: (coming from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs?
Ross: Thank you so much for coming back over.
Will: Ross is coming. Great! I love Ross!
Mike: All right, that was Kenneth with his much too literal rendition of "I touch myself". Coming up next we've got Monicasinging "Delta Dawn".
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandlers.]
Phoebe: I am one of Bens mothers. Im a lesbian. It was, it was difficult coming out to my parents.
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.
Chandler: Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay? I mean,... how needy is that?
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
Chandler: So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
Rachel: What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
(There are scratching and squeaking noises coming from the living room, and Joey wakes up, terrified. He pulls his blanket higher. The doorknob is turning.)
Joey: You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didnt take any of my suggestions! Thats for coming buddy. Ill see you later. (Starts to walk out.)
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Rachel: Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!
Ross: Oh! Oh! Shes upside down but shes coming! Shes coming!
Janice: Uh-oh, I feel another one coming. (She makes a sound like a goose during the contraction.)
Phoebe: Okay. Okay. IOkay umm this I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.
Rachel: Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me. (The baby cries.) I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, shes looking at me. Hi! I know you.
Rachel: Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... (they're standing up and make their way to the door)
Ross: So, so, is Mike coming to dinner?
Phoebe: Well, I guess they�re not coming. You wanna just order?
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
Ross: You're really not coming back?
Chandler: (coming from the bedroom) Say goodbye elves, I'm off to Tulsa.
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
Phoebe: Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?
Ross: So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?
Ross: What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!
Phoebe: Oh, they see us! Oh, they, they look mad. Oh, they figured it out. They're coming this way. Run!
Ross: (coming in) I'm dead and no one cares?
Joey: (smiling)Look who's coming around!
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
FBOB: Uh, public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. [kisses Monica]
[Scene: The hallway, Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game.]
Joey: (To some people) Hey! Hey alright! Hey, glad you could make it (Shakes a man's hand) Thanks for coming.
Rachel: Ross is coming over. I think now would be a really good time to talk to him.
Phoebe: (coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.
(Rachel opens the curtains and sees Charlie coming out from the dressing room just next to theirs)
Rachel: Coming! Try under the bed, try under the bed!
Phoebe: But he didn't really know, you know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me...
Phoebe: Really? It doesn't have anything coming out of it. Or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?
Joey: (sighs) Wow... I did not see this coming.
Phoebe: Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know, with the woman coming out of the frame.
Rachel: Well, he's coming from Jersey, he said he would get here as fast as he could!
Monica: I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, Frank. I counted them when they were coming out of my area.
Chandler: Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?
Rachel: Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.
Chandler: If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)
Rachel: You know what? Ive been thinking about it. Im really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.
Ross: I know, and with the baby coming?
Mike: Thanks for coming you guys.
Monica: Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!
Monica: (coming) Are you still crying about your damn baby? Pheebs, you gotta keep the line moving, remember, 20 seconds per person. Your see these clowns all the time! (she takes off)
Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?
Rachel: Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say "thank you" for coming with me.
Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
Rachel: Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.
Monica: Oh, I'm glad. Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. I just did not see this coming.
Ross: (knew this was coming) There it is... (he comes back)
Monica: (to Joey) I'll pick you up at eleven. So glad you're coming.
Rachel: I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
[Scene: Green's mansion. Rachel's Room. Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room]
Chandler: (speaking as in pain) They're never coming down now.
Phoebe: I did not see that coming.
Ross: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
Joey: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and its at the perfect angle so you dont get any glare coming of off Stevie.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Chandler: Jeez, man did you fall..(sees its a beautiful woman coming out of the mens room) Hi! So ah, did ya, did-did-did ya fall high?
Phoebe: (coming back for Joey) No! (Grabs Joey and drags him away.)
Rachel: So uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming?
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Monica: Well, I said 'no' to her coming over now! I couldn’t say 'no' twice! I get this uncontrollable need to please people!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is a beeping noise coming from the living room and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate.]
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.