words in movies
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Charlie: Wow! This place is beautiful!
Joey: (to Charlie) I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!
(Charlie comes out the bathroom)
Charlie: (laughing) I didn't mean a thong... I meant thongs...
Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences! (then to Charlie) No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!
Charlie: Oh my God! Did you talk to him?
Ross: (to Charlie) Ready to go?
Charlie: Yeah!
Charlie: Oh I can't... I have seminars all day and I promised Ross I would look at his speech.
Charlie: But maybe we can have dinner later? On the balcony? Will be romantic.
Charlie: I will if you will.
Charlie: So you'll be ok?
Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)
[Scene: Ross's hotel room. Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop]
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Charlie: Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic!
Charlie: Actually the wet season is June to December.
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Charlie: Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We've got all night!
Charlie: Oh wait, Joey and I are supposed to have dinner (Looks at Joey).
[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]
Charlie: And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century.
Charlie: Yeah.
Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
Charlie: Thank you.
Charlie: Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.
Charlie: Oh, this is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son... or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?
Charlie: Your first marriage?
Charlie: You're married more than once?
Charlie: So, why did you break up?
Charlie: Oh my God, this is so cool!
Charlie: No, it's just... I was enganged to a guy who turned out to be gay!
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Charlie: Right and then everybody finds out and they're like: "Oh, I knew all along"
Charlie: I know!
Charlie: I didn't do that.
(Ross and Charlie walk into the hall from Ross's room)
Ross and Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: (to Joey) I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.
Ross: Yep, we got it, we got it. (To Charlie) Thank you so much.
Charlie: I had a great time.
Charlie: So, shall we?
Charlie: Bye.
Charlie: What?
Charlie: You're... you're kidding, right?
(Ross goes towards Charlie, who's conversing with a fellow paleontologist, and touches her shoulder to get her attention)
Charlie: You were incredible!
Charlie: You blew them away!
Charlie: (smiling broadly) I was not!
Charlie: Oh my God! (pauses) I'm your groupie!
(Ross giggles, but Charlie isn't amused at all.)
Charlie: (walking in) Hey! There you are!
Charlie: I'm sorry, I can't! I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.
Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and (pauses) especially last night...
Charlie: Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun!
Charlie: Yeah...
Charlie: ... is it weird that it's not with each other?
Charlie: (sitting down on the bed) I think we need to talk...!
Joey: Uh... Charlie and I broke up.
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
Joey: (sitting up again) I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!
(Charlie walks by)
Charlie: Ross, can I talk to you for a minute?
Charlie: Uh, well... Joey and I broke up.
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Charlie: Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.
Charlie: I guess. There was hum... (she breathes deeply) there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone (pause) else.
Charlie: Yeah, can you guys just throw him in the pool later?
Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)
[Scene: Hotel's bar. Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands. She's hidden behind a huge plant]
Charlie: Thanks!
Charlie: Are they still looking for us?
(Three paleontologists walk by and Ross hugs Charlie trying not to be seen)
Charlie: I don't think they did.
Charlie: Hum, so, I started to say you something earlier, hum... (pause) There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I... was starting to have feelings... for someone else.
Charlie: I think you know.
(Charlie kisses Ross, they stop for a moment and then he kisses her back)
Charlie: All right, all right.
(Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. He knocks on her door and she opens)
Charlie: Actually, I'm kinda happy to be leaving... I just broke up with someeone.
Charlie: Mmh... he does have a pretty serious latex fetish.
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross is grading papers. Charlie approaches him.]
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Charlie: Umh... Kurts Baley?
Charlie: And there is a collection of Walt Whitman letters on display at the public library.
Benjamin: I've come here to apologize. I think I may have let my feelings for Charlie interfere with the interview process.
Chandler: Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
Charlie: Yeah, it's fun (hesitating).
Charlie: I'm pretty sure, professor Spafford from Cornell?
Charlie: Wait. Are you talking about the Dewar grant?
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
(Rachel just stands there staring at Joey and Charlie in silence. After a while, Ross turns around and sees them.)
Ross: (recovers his composure and starts typing) Respectfully, professor R. Geller. (hits <return>, closes the laptop and joins Charlie on the sofa) Hey!
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters.]
Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.
Charlie: Come on, he's still in the bathroom! I'm begging you!
Chandler: (into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?
Second message: "Hey Chandler, it's Charlie"
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Charlie: (to Gunther) Excuse me, I'm looking for someone. You don't, by any chance, know a Ross Geller?
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
Ross: (hitting Monica with his suitcase) (to Charlie) We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.
Charlie: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this. Excuse me. (she cuts herself off for a moment)
Charlie: Stop it, stop it! He talks slow but he might pee fast! Ok, let's go!! (they run outside)
Ross: Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.
Charlie: I thought you came to say you were sick.
Charlie: Yeah...
Charlie: Actually, Alby is the guy I broke up with.
(cut to Ross and Charlie)
Ross: (to Charlie) So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?
Rache: How is it going with Charlie?
Charlie: No, but he did just win the McArthur genius grant.
Ross: (to Rachel) Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?
(Rachel goes look for Joey. She sees him and Charlie kissing passionately.)
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
Charlie: Oh, you know what? I'll come with you!
Charlie: I'm good!
Charlie: Hi!
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Charlie: No, no, no, not the Mets, the MET, singular!
Charlie: And first, I have to see the MET!
Charlie: Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun!
Joey: No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo...
Joey: I need to talk to you about Charlie.
Charlie: Hi!
(Charlie walks in.)
Charlie: The museum was amazing!
Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: Yeah, let's go. (stands up and kisses Joey) (to Ross) Thanks Ross.
Charlie: I'm sorry, what?
Charlie: From... Cosmo??
Charlie: (while Joey's giving her a massage) Oh! That feels sooo good!
[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches]
Charlie: (to Joey) So, I have to go shopping today, which is my least favourite thing, I'm soo bad at picking out clothes!
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something.
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
Charlie: He's a pretty tough guy to impress.
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and Charlie on the couch. Rachel enters]
Charlie: We'll see you, guys! (she goes)
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Charlie: You've seen all the movies...
Charlie: Wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!
(Phoebe moves in the dressing room from which Charlie went out)
Charlie: Oh! trying on clothes.
Charlie: (smiling) Rachel... I heard you guys whispering.
Charlie: No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you. Phoebe likes Joey.
Rachel: (to Charlie) Hey, hi! Hey, where've you been?
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Charlie: Wow!
(Rachel opens the curtains and sees Charlie coming out from the dressing room just next to theirs)
Charlie: Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?
Joey: (to Charlie) Ok, you're gonna come back with some very classy clothes... (aside to Rachel)... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!
Charlie: And, by the way, I really enjoyed your paper on the connection between geographic isolation and rapid mutagenesis.
Charlie: Ooh... Dr. Geller!
Monica: Oh my God, that's Charlie!
Joey: Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie...
Charlie: uhm... Is everything okay?
Charlie: I uhm... I completely understand.
Charlie: Okay...
Charlie: Oh, hi. I'm professor Wealer.
Joey: Well, he's with Charlie now.
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
Charlie: It's so... something... You go girlfriend!
Charlie: Not once.
Joey: Look, does someone mind switching to sit with Charlie?
Charlie: (smiling and thinks for a moment)... no... bu but there was my first boyfriend Billy.
Ross: So, I uhm... kinda need to talk to you about Charlie.
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
(Charlie walks up to them.)
Ross: Oh! That is so thoughtful. (To Joey.) She's a keeper. And what did you bring me? (Grabs the bag that Charlie brought for Joey.)
Charlie: Gosh, Ross, you know, you seem a little...
Rachel: Look, Charlie, I just want you to know. Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this.
Charlie: Oh, I'm sorry, have I made this evening uncomfortable?
Charlie: Alright.
Ross: I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.
Amy: Um... Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy. Amy, this is Charlie.
Ross: (to Charlie) Hey!