words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches]
Charlie: (while Joey's giving her a massage) Oh! That feels sooo good!
Charlie: I'm sorry, what?
Charlie: From... Cosmo??
Charlie: (to Joey) So, I have to go shopping today, which is my least favourite thing, I'm soo bad at picking out clothes!
Joey: Maybe you could take Charlie shopping.
Charlie: I'm sure you have better things to do.
Charlie: If you have the time, I'd really appreciate the help.
Joey: (to Charlie) Ok, you're gonna come back with some very classy clothes... (aside to Rachel)... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something.
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and Charlie on the couch. Rachel enters]
Charlie: Oh, yeah! Let's do it!
Joey: (to Charlie) Alright, have a good time. (they kiss)
Charlie: Umh... Kurts Baley?
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
Charlie: He's a pretty tough guy to impress.
Charlie: We'll see you, guys! (she goes)
[Scene: Shop, Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in]
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Charlie: See, I told you I needed someone! Oh, you know, by the way, as a "thank you", I would really love to take you out.
Charlie: Yeah! Actually Joey and I are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?
Charlie: You've seen all the movies...
Charlie: Wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!
Phoebe: So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?
(Rachel opens the curtains and sees Charlie coming out from the dressing room just next to theirs)
Phoebe: Any chance Charlie has a deaf twin?
(Phoebe moves in the dressing room from which Charlie went out)
Ross: Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?
Rachel: (to Charlie) Hey, hi! Hey, where've you been?
Charlie: Oh! trying on clothes.
Charlie: (smiling) Rachel... I heard you guys whispering.
Charlie: No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you. Phoebe likes Joey.
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Charlie: Wow!
Charlie: You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything. Thanks for sticking up for me. You are such a nice person.
(Charlie and Rachel arrive. They see David and Phoebe leave)
Charlie: Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?
Charlie: There's a third guy?
Charlie: Yeah...
Charlie: Actually, Alby is the guy I broke up with.
(cut to Ross and Charlie)
Ross: (to Charlie) So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?
Charlie: Yeah, well, he is a brilliant man.
Charlie: A guy who won two.
Charlie: Yeah... for three years.
Charlie: Yes! And while that is everything one looks for in a boyfriend, he had a lot of issues...
Rache: How is it going with Charlie?
Charlie: No, but he did just win the McArthur genius grant.
Ross: (to Rachel) Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?
(Rachel goes look for Joey. She sees him and Charlie kissing passionately.)
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Ross: Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!
Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
Charlie: Oh, you know what? I'll come with you!
(Joey and Charlie enter. Ross looks at her)
Charlie: I'm good!
Charlie: Hi!
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Charlie: No, no, no, not the Mets, the MET, singular!
Charlie: And first, I have to see the MET!
Charlie: Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun!
Charlie: The museum!
Joey: No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo...
Joey: I need to talk to you about Charlie.
Charlie: Hi!
(Charlie walks in.)
Charlie: The museum was amazing!
Charlie: No, we went to the left.
Charlie: Well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
Charlie: He is very sweet. Plus he's hot!
Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Charlie: Well... I'm just thinking that maybe he's not the right guy to be with right now, maybe I should be with someone... I have more in common with. You know what I mean?
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
Joey: (to Charlie) You're ready?
Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: Yeah, let's go. (stands up and kisses Joey) (to Ross) Thanks Ross.
Charlie: Wow! This place is beautiful!
(Charlie comes out the bathroom)
Charlie: Oh my God! Did you talk to him?
Charlie: Yeah!
Ross: (to Charlie) Ready to go?
Charlie: I will if you will.
Charlie: But maybe we can have dinner later? On the balcony? Will be romantic.
Charlie: So you'll be ok?
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
[Scene: Ross's hotel room. Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop]
Joey: (to Charlie after covering himself up again) Nice to meet ya! (Charlie waves hesitantly and Joey leaves)
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Charlie: Actually the wet season is June to December.
Charlie: Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We've got all night!
Charlie: Oh wait, Joey and I are supposed to have dinner (Looks at Joey).
Charlie: And, by the way, I really enjoyed your paper on the connection between geographic isolation and rapid mutagenesis.
Charlie: Yeah.
Charlie: Thank you.
Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]
Charlie: Oh my God, this is so cool!
Charlie: You're married more than once?
Charlie: Your first marriage?
Charlie: So, why did you break up?
Charlie: I know!
Charlie: Right and then everybody finds out and they're like: "Oh, I knew all along"
Charlie: I didn't do that.
Charlie: I had a great time.
Charlie: Bye.
(Ross and Charlie walk into the hall from Ross's room)
Ross: Yep, we got it, we got it. (To Charlie) Thank you so much.
Ross and Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: What?
Charlie: You're... you're kidding, right?
Charlie: You were incredible!
Charlie: Oh my God! (pauses) I'm your groupie!
(Ross giggles, but Charlie isn't amused at all.)
Charlie: (walking in) Hey! There you are!
Charlie: I'm sorry, I can't! I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.
Charlie: Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun!
Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and (pauses) especially last night...
Charlie: Yeah...
Charlie: ... is it weird that it's not with each other?
Charlie: (sitting down on the bed) I think we need to talk...!
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Joey: Uh... Charlie and I broke up.
Joey: (sitting up again) I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!
Charlie: (laughing) I didn't mean a thong... I meant thongs...
(Charlie walks by)
Charlie: Ross, can I talk to you for a minute?
Charlie: Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.
Charlie: Uh, well... Joey and I broke up.
Charlie: I guess. There was hum... (she breathes deeply) there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone (pause) else.
Charlie: Thanks!
Charlie: I think you know.
Charlie: Are they still looking for us?
Charlie: I don't think they did.
Charlie: Hum, so, I started to say you something earlier, hum... (pause) There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I... was starting to have feelings... for someone else.
Charlie: All right, all right.
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Charlie: Ooh... Dr. Geller!