words in movies
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. She is watching the Weather Channel on TV.]
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Ross: I dont know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers, but theres this thing about bumblebees on The Discovery Channel that I was planning to watch.
(Marcel changes channel to Bugs Bunny, who is speaking in Spanish.)
Ross: Yeah! Theyre putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channels gonna film it!
JOEY: Hey Monica, why are we watchin' the business channel?
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
ROSS: Well, Monica keeps changin' the channel.
Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn
ROSS: Ohh... OK. [changes the channel]
Ross: I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.
Chandler: (to Janice) Dont look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
[Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by playing the national anthem.]
Joey: Dont blame me, I saw it on The Discovery Channel.
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Dr. Harad: All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.
(Joey sits down and changes the channel, and we see two people making out.)
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is there. Monica is watching stock prices on a business channel.]
Joey: Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.