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Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Chandler: No-no, I dont think you heard me. Are you ready to party?!
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Chandler: Im gonna call and get off work tomorrow!
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
Chandler and Ross: Woooo!!!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Chandler: Oh man! I am so excitedI may vomit!
Chandler: Look you dont understand, Gandolf is amazing. Yknow youre never know whats gonna end up happening, you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia!
Chandler: Oh yeah, its beautiful country up there.
Chandler: Its not gonna be exactly like last time.
Chandler and Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa!
Chandler: Whoa-wh-wh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
Chandler: (answering it) Hello. (listens) (to Ross) Its Gandolf!!! (on phone) So, are you in town? (listens) (disappointed) Oh, well, well maybe next time then. (Hangs up)
Chandler: Hes not gonna make it, hes stuck in Chicago.
Chandler: Stupid, useless Canadian money!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.]
Chandler: Yeah, and I-I gave first names to all of the foosball players.
Chandler: Oh-no, yknow with Gandolf wed be out all night!
Chandler: And may-maybe we could end up on a boat again?
Chandler: All right!!
Ross: (to Chandler) Hey-hey-hey, when uh, when were we on a boat?
Chandler: Remember that really cold morning, you woke up and those dogs were licking your face?
Chandler: Well, those were seals, man.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
Chandler: Yeah, all right.
Chandler and Ross: Yeah.
Chandler: Actually, me too.
Chandler and Ross: Yeah.
Chandler: Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Chandler and Ross: Yeah!
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
RACHEL: Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.
CHANDLER: Oh my God! (it's Janice)
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
JANICE: OH.....MY.....GAWD!! (Chandler rushes over and kisses her)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
Chandler: Huh. (They all leave, dejected)
Chandler: Morning.
Ross: Ohh! Okay! Okay. (Resumes reading word for word from the card) "There are three (pauses and looks at Joey) primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. (Pauses and darts his eyes between Chandler and Rachel.) (Rachel starts laughing) Each of these theories (glances at Phoebe) can be further subcategorized (glances at Chandler) into "
Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom]
Chandler: Nope, not this time.
Chandler: Yeah, I know. She makes me happy.
CHANDLER: Hey, you feelin' better?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
[Chandler enters]
Chandler: Of!
Chandler: Hey!
Chandler: I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters to find Chandler staring at another cheesecake box.]
Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What'd ya' say?
Chandler: Well, there you go.
Chandler: No, Janice.
Chandler: I want you to say that you like her!
[The next flashback is from The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line. He's telling Joey that he kissed Cathy.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's]
Chandler: Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh!
Janice: For Chandler!
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Chandler: Umm, yeah.
Chandler: Girth? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this?
(Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.)
Chandler: Okay.
Chandler: I know!
Chandler: Okay.
Chandler: Yeah, okay.
Chandler: Yeah! All right! You go first.
Chandler: Okay, you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman.
Chandler: You said...
Chandler: Really.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!]
Chandler: What are you guys doing together?
Chandler: Okay.
Chandler: Well, I guess that's something.
Chandler: You still can't stand her can you?
Chandler: Oh God!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him. He is extremely wired.]
Chandler: Really?
Chandler: Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot.
Chandler: Taste it.
Chandler: Hey, mister tux!
Chandler and
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.
Chandler: You're in my seat.
Chandler: 'Cause I was sitting there.
Chandler: Yeah, come on, its Ross and Rachel, theyve got too.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Chandler: We're not gonna talk about girth are we?
Chandler: Really!
Monica: Has somebody been drinking my fat? (Joey and Chandler look at each other)
Chandler: Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called: Get Up.
Chandler: Thanks for trying. (grabs the ticket and starts to leave) Oh, and by the way there is no Count Rushmore!
Chandler: What?
Chandler and
Chandler: All right! (jumps up)
Chandler: Maybe he's calling to say your obsessive and crazy.
Chandler: Hey, you're not him. You're you. When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave?
(Chandler enters, and Joey is standing near the chair, they have a show down to see who gets the chair and Joey wins)
Chandler: Maybe it was his sister's. You know, maybe it was his daughter's.
Chandler: What are you doing?
Chandler: Are you actually saying these words?
Chandler: (shyly) The sheep.
CHANDLER: Oh o-, OK man.
Rachel: Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Chandler: He's got nothing!
Chandler: What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?
Chandler: Well, then it looks like somebody is gonna have to give back somebody his cushions.
Chandler: He took my essence!
Chandler: Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place.
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
CHANDLER: [throws it across the room while Eddie's not looking] Listen Eddie, um, I've been thinking about our current living situation and uh, why are you smiling?
Chandler: They got a phone in there, right?
[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series of flashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, Rachel has just found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replace it.]
Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!!
CHANDLER: Na, forget it, it's probably stripped and sold for parts by now.
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Phoebe is playing a song. Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]
Chandler: Stop it. Stop it!
Chandler: I mean, I was sitting there.
Chandler: But, I never left the room!
Chandler: Excuse me. Hi.
Chandler: Well, your kind of sitting in my seat.
Chandler: All right, that's it, give me your underwear.
Chandler: Hey.
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
[Joey and Chandler enter]
Joey: Whoa, jam! I love jam! (to Chandler) Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Chandler: Because the kids need new shoes.