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'CHANDLER' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CHANDLER' from movies

Chandler: (coming from the bedroom) Say goodbye elves, I'm off to Tulsa.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: So, who does?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I'm sorry, I won't be here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Thanks. (they kiss) I'll see you New Year's Day.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Did I not mention that?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (thinks for a second, then waves his arms, exclaiming:) AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! (and runs out of the apartment)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: Chandler's Office in Tulsa, in the conference room. Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: All right everybody, I know that it's Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there's *no* call (he takes it off) for writing "Screw you, Mr. Bing!" on the back of my chair! (he looks at it) -- By the way, you can all call me Chandler.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Hey. Where've you been?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (to the others) You hear that? You may not be with your families, but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Haha, no thanks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Oh, thanks! I'm... actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Typical Christmas-y stuff, you know? Our holidays are pretty traditional...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica, Moncia, have a happy Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy! And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 610 - TOW The Routine] [Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is there. Phoebe and Rachel enter.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: What? That's terrible!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Oh well, that, that makes it not terrible.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Why?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: Oh, that's it? (Mimics Chandler) A great idea! Oh yeah.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: If I help, we can find 'em faster!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 209 - TOW Phoebe's Dad] [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: OK, Pheebs, your turn.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: And, a lemon lime.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: And last but not least.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 710 - TOW The Holiday Armadillo] [Scene: Monica, Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (entering in a Santa costume) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ben: Santa! (Runs to Chandler and hugs him)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Hey! (Grunts as Ben hits him at full speed.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Why?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: I'm sorry Chandler, but this, this is really important to me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Fine, I'll give the suit back.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Santa? Really?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Then it's okaaay! (They kiss.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door, turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ah. Thanks.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ah. (The phone rings; he answers it) Chandler Bing.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ah, well no, it's just uh, me and Wendy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: It is. Did I... not tell you about her?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I sent them home.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Uhh, uh...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't know!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't think of her that way, you know, she's a, she's a colleague.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Oh, she's regional Vice President; She's... just below me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: BE-LOW me!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, she... she didn't win...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, second prettiest that year; I mean, of *all* the girls in Oklahoma, she's probably...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: (interrupting him) Oh Chandler, stop talking!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Honey, there's really nothing to worry about.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I'm serious!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Merry Christmas.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Merry Christmas, you guys!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (hanging up the phone) The wife says "Hi!".

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about, but... you're getting ham on my only tie.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Whoa-ho, back off, Missy! (He takes a step back, but she still keeps her grip on his tie.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ... (She lets go of his tie) Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (flattered) No,... no... (realizing) NO! (He quickly gets several steps away from her.) Look, I'm, I'm married!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I'm *happily* married.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Right. So, I'm sorry...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Chandler starts to think about it...)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: But we don't do that.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: How drunk are you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (thinks) That's the perfect amount!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I know.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Okay!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yep!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Count of three?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Two!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Eh! (They start making out again)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 503 - TOW The Triplets] [Scene: A hallway in the hospital, Monica and Chandler are talking.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Really? Okay, so...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Right!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 524 - TOI Vegas, Part II] [Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Let's go! (Starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't think so.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (looks around) Here just...take this. (Hands her the sweater.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 702 - TOW Rachel's Book] [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ehh.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's what we're gonna do.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Sure you do.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You sure?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I love you so much.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Shortly after that, Chandler enters.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Hey!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I wanted to be with you. I missed you so much.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Monica.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I never want to leave you again!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Turns out they can't fire me. Because I quit.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (realizing) I have *not* thought this through!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I know, I, I should have talked to you first about it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Thanks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (flattered) Ahh...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Chandler hands Phoebe an envelope, and some more to Monica)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: (to Chandler) Thank you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (to Monica) Here, pass these, will ya.. (points to the others)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't have a *job*!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Chandler looks at the bill, thinking... then looks at the offer in the Newspaper and makes some dancing moves to see if he's up for the job...)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Chandler and Joey's party]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. I’m going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast I’m just gonna propose.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Chandler and Joey's party]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Chandler: Okay. And it’s not just chicks y'know? It’s all kinds of other animals!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

CHANDLER: I, I know. [Hugs her. Ross walks out and Chandler puts her in his arms.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

CHANDLER: Well, uh, Dr. Greene, where are you going?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

CHANDLER: No.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

CHANDLER: Alright, hang on a second there Custer.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

[Chandler is visibly upset]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

CHANDLER: Yeah, but I'm, I'm so much faster...

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

CHANDLER: That was there when I got here. [Takes a bite of his muffin.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s, Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head. Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Chandler: Why not, just because his great-grandmother was obese, our kids are gonna get that from you anyway!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

CHANDLER: Had it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Chandler: Y'know what, I think we can go out there. I mean they have more important things to worry about.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Monica: I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny?

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

[Scene: The Banquet Room, Ross and Chandler are in their tuxes and have started to fake the pictures.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

CHANDLER: Hey, look Joey, I'm just saying if you need something to hold you over, I can get you a job right here as an entry level processor.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Chandler: Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

CHANDLER: Weird world. Your kids?

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

CHANDLER: Well there you go.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

CHANDLER: Really? Wow. That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, we’re never leaving, ever.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Ross: Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandler’s bag by getting as far away from Chandler’s bed as possible.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

CHANDLER: Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

CHANDLER: Hey thanks. Scott Alexander, Joey Tribbianni. Joey is a uh, fellow processor.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

CHANDLER: Kick save and... denied.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

CHANDLER: Well the people in my group wanna spend the holiday weekend with their families.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

CHANDLER: Well, I'm sure you'll teach her a lesson when she steps off the dock onto nothing. Hey Mr. Douglas.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

RACHEL: This is it, isn't it? I mean, this is what my life is gonna be like. My mom there, my dad there. Thanksgiving, Christmas. She gets the house, he's in some condo my sister's gonna decorate with wicker. Oh, Chandler how did you get through this?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

CHANDLER: Look Eddie, aren't you forgetting anything?

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

CHANDLER: Uh, if you say so sir.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

CHANDLER: Well, I'm going to kill you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

CHANDLER: Why?

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

CHANDLER: Hey, how's the first day goin'?

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

CHANDLER: That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Wha- wh- why, why, why does he suspect that?

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who’s going like this… (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

CHANDLER: Thank you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Chandler: Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart. (they pull her hand off of him) Uh, that's great. (looking around) Anybody seen a nipple?

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are setting up for the party.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

(Chandler starts to leave ashamed of himself, but Rachel stops him in the hallway.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

CHANDLER: Well you know, we got to talking and uh, he said he needed a place and I had a spare room.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Chandler: Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Chandler: That’s not true! I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don’t say that I don’t have goals!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Chandler: I walk into a room and he won’t even talk to me, he just mumbles something in Italian. And I know he only knows the bad words.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

CHANDLER: 'Cause he was just so darn cute.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

CHANDLER: I may have.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: Why? Wh- wh- why is Mr. Douglas looking for me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

ROSS: Oh, mine too. Isn't that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? [walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene is walking out of Chandler and Joey's apartment] Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: It's like this, me, no jokes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: Well, we haven't exactly met, we just stayed up all night talking on the internet.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: Hey, what did your agent say?

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Chandler: No! We're not borrowing money.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

CHANDLER: Alright I'll tell you what, I'll play you for it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

CHANDLER: Joey, no means no!

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

JOEY: Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. (Chandler ignores him) Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: (shyly) It means we're holding hands.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: How do you not fall down more?

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: Okay, it's not a guy, all right, I know her.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: Yeah, jus' second. Good-bye Mr. Heckles. We'll try to keep it down.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

CHANDLER: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: I can't believe she's married.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Chandler: Oh well, not as lovely as you. I mean, I can’t believe that you would have a thirty-year-old daughter! (To Mr. Geller) And you! I can’t believe that you would have a tux that’s thirty years old! (Puts his hand on Mr. Geller’s shoulder.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

CHANDLER: What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there, Joey is on the phone.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: What?

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but she's married, she has a husband.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

CHANDLER: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We'll be over there all the time. . . [Chandler gives him a look] except when we are here.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Chandler: Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Chandler: Here! (Hands him one. Joey adds it up and discovers that he was right.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

CHANDLER: Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Chandler: Oh great, food with hair on it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

RACHEL: Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: Oh my God! (it's Janice)

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

JANICE: OH.....MY.....GAWD!! (Chandler rushes over and kisses her)

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Chandler: Huh. (They all leave, dejected)

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Chandler: Morning.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Ross: Ohh! Okay! Okay. (Resumes reading word for word from the card) "There are three (pauses and looks at Joey) primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. (Pauses and darts his eyes between Chandler and Rachel.) (Rachel starts laughing) Each of these theories (glances at Phoebe) can be further subcategorized (glances at Chandler) into…"

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom]

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Chandler: Nope, not this time.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Chandler: Yeah, I know. She makes me happy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

CHANDLER: Hey, you feelin' better?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23